When you have anal intercourse shortly after your girlfriends has consumed a healthy corn rich meal and the resulting colon thrashing has dislodged a piece or whole kernel or corn to become secretly lodge betwixt the head and shaft ( or inside of the foreskin for all the meat sheath wielders out there) of your knob only to be discovered later while cleaning up after the o ring wailing mentioned earlier
Dude last night my girl let me put it in her crap trap it was awesome except the KFC famous bowl she are had substantially more corn than normal anyway I finished and was cleaning up and found a half piece or the kernels golden corn lodged in my foreskin, bitch gave me a cob knob
by the jawbreaker March 23, 2015
by Nemo_R_A November 28, 2004
Its an alternate name for the spiderman character green goblin. The knob goblin is a person that gobbles knobs. Sucks meat off the bone. Someone that enjoys eating throbbing cocks with gigantic veins and swallowng massive loads!
As Jimmy Tootuls grows angry he turns into the knob goblin, eating every cock in site and swallowing ocean size loads of jizz!!!
by JUMBO LEGO November 16, 2009
when you masterbate using some sort of lube and it hardens on your dick and you can't get it off so it is permanently hard and you could break someones nose if you turkey slapped them
"broooo he has a stiffy"
"nah mate it's just an iron knob"
"what did he use?"
"honey"
"how long has he had it?"
"2 years"
"nah mate it's just an iron knob"
"what did he use?"
"honey"
"how long has he had it?"
"2 years"
by 69696966969696969696969696969 February 14, 2009
Get out, but also making fun terms such as 'kick rocks' and 'do work' because said terms are freaking pointless
by Bill Overlode May 06, 2010
Phil K the knob jockey
Andy: "Hey that guy is a fool"
Peter: "yeah, and he's a bit of a Phil K too..!"
Andy: "yes! - A real knob jockey"
Peter: "yeah, and he's a bit of a Phil K too..!"
Andy: "yes! - A real knob jockey"
by WA2009 December 17, 2009
Secretion from the urethra (piss-pipe) that accumulates under the foreskin and emits a chessy odour if the individual has not taken care of their personal hygiene. Similar to 'wet tail' in rodents.
Joanne gagged as Lionel revealed his wet knob and demanded she suck it.
Your wet knob stinks more than my queef!
"Oi Phil, get your wet knob off my clean sheets, you bitch", yelled Robert
Your wet knob stinks more than my queef!
"Oi Phil, get your wet knob off my clean sheets, you bitch", yelled Robert
by Emma & Jo September 26, 2006