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Kiwi engineering

When something breaks so you use the things you found in your garage to fix it.

Examples
1. Black car paint fading or scratched? Use black duct tape.

2. Did you just hit your fender and it's now falling off? Rip tie it on.

3. You don't have a lock for your locker? Use a Bobby pin.
That painting is getting held up by pur kiwi engineering
by The official kiwi June 26, 2025
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kiwi

kiwi is my savior. i love to eat it when my boyfriend breaks up with me. i was so depressed when my bf broke up with me. so i found a new love. kiwi. it has the best seeds and flavor in the whole world. i love the green and brown. i would die for kiwis 🥝 😍👹😍👹🦋🦶🦶🦶🦶🦶🦶
by yass_queen April 16, 2022
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Kiwi

A fruit a bird and a something that my mom won't stop saying.
Mom why won't you stop saying "kiwi"?
by Blueyfan March 3, 2023
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Kiwi

The most sexually tense fruit that provides a risky sense of love but still provides a sense of comfort and stability

Can be used as an Adverb, verb, adjective, and noun
Adverb: "Uncle Dave whispered kiwily in my ear"
Verb: "We are gonna kiwi tonight after dinner"
Adjective: "Dude she is so kiwi"
Noun: " Do you want a kiwi"
by WhatItActuallyMeans March 28, 2017
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Kiwi-man

A creature born in Mount Fruticus and is seen as a symbol for saving humanity. They operate down under (but aren"/ very good) as well as New Zealand and Australia. As little kiwites they are a little fuzzy. Extremely flat-earthed (even though they are round) and have a general tendancy to become...furry. That's furry and not A furry. Big difference that not many understand :(.
Emperor Zuchinii: you have come far, kiwi man, but I must reject you your powers.

Kiwi-man: what? Why?

Emperor Zuchinii: You have become a furry .

Kiwi-man (as he is being dragged away by cucumber guards): NO NOOO I CAN EXPLAIN. NOOOOOO

(A door slams, lights fade out, in the distance a crow squaks)
by Ma9'rooba69 June 11, 2018
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Kiwi

A person's balls
Don't kick me in the kiwis, please!
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Kiwi

Kiwi.
by amajorgaydisappointment April 4, 2022
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