That's where your wrong kiddo

When someone says something that's wrong in your opinion so you shape your hands into pistols and click your fingers with comment of "that's where your wrong kiddo"

Theo: You can't watch ten episodes in one night

*shapes fingers into pistols*
Freya: that's where your wrong kiddo

by [e-mail] November 27, 2016

kiddie porn

A word, like 'facism', that may have once had a useful meaning but can now be used broadly to demonize any material featuring underage persons that the speaker deems immoral.

See also: "Politics and the English Language" by George Orwell (http://www.calvinvanhoek.com/articles/2007/04/politics-english-language/)

After he was sentenced to 15 years in federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison for possessing kiddie porn, it was later revealed that the prominent public figure was actually just wacking off to "12 Year Olds On Trampolines Vol 15".

by FreeThought1984 October 16, 2008

script kiddy

In my personal experiences, a script kiddy is one who goes around to various forums, asking how to hack, w/o any previous experience with computers.
See lamer

<ranger> damn these script kiddies always plagueing my forums!

by the oldmanpanda November 23, 2003

kiddie porn

Sick shit. People who look at this should be put to death.

But hey, if you really must see this send Rationality a note, he has tons.

by Gato Negro March 13, 2005

kiddie crap

Childish insults.

Get yourself and your kiddie crap the fuck out of my bar!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

kiddy fiddler

someone who fiddles with children

Kieran McLennan is a kiddy fiddler

by keiran mclennan June 12, 2015

kiddie kiddie

Refering to pornography using actresses barely over the legal limit, who shave their pubic hair and have their faces digitally altered to appear as though they were much younger. Also "pornography" showing penetration of the kind of dolls little girls play with. In many western countries, this is completely legal. Infact, any country where
"normal" pornography is allowed, this is too. Many sex shops distribute these videos entirely legally and in the open.

Kiddie Kiddie videos have fairly low mark-ups, because the paedophiles think they share a bond with the typical customer. See NAMBLA

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 22, 2004