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Keyboarder

A person who listens to many different genres of music and is very hard to label. Spends most of their time on the Internet. Main genres listened to are Rammstein, Horrorpops, The Meteors, Marilyn Manson, Batmobile, Hanzel und Gretyl, etc. Also has an undying love for Germany.
Person: Wow, G and Nick are the original keyboarders!
Person2: Kickass.
by Christoph106 September 19, 2008
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keyboard-fu

Expertise in the usage of computer keyboards, especially through the use and knowledge of many "Hot Keys", i.e. combinations of keyboard buttons when used together to produce some given action.
The keyboard-fu move for this is Command + Option + Shift + s, which brings up the Save for Web Devices menu.
by Ben L in Paris December 21, 2007
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Keyboard Spaz

Someone who doesn't have words to express something and they pound on the keyboard to show how excited/angry they are. Can also be used as a noun to describe the text of a keyboard spaz.
-internet chat room-
Person 1: Did you hear? Someone baked a 400 pound brownie!
Person 2: 823yu4iwhjfkfisdhsadknf;sdjfhoasuidfhsa REALLY?!!!??!!?!!?!
Person 1: Keyboard spaz much?
by Mitchmich May 6, 2010
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Keyboard smashing

The act of combining letters symbols and sometime numbers to create a nonsensical sentence used to describe emotions to strong for words. Often used by gays, Twitter stans, and bottoms
Person A: Hey look at this Yeonjun Edit to that 6ft tall audio

Person B: Hghdugjeisgvbf

Person A: what..?

Person B: sorry, I was keyboard smashing
by Yeonjun is 6ft tall September 7, 2021
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Keyboard Maoist

Keyboard Maoists are the Maoists who are driven by Communism and Marxism-Leninism-Maoism who present their opinions and support on the internet, generally being a "Digital Activist". They debate, make posters and give statements as they are a big organization or they own a country and arrogantly spread Demise about ideologies which they can't even correctly define.
A person who doesn't protest, kill its enemy with gun or demonstrate against its enemy and just hogwashes on the internet is a Keyboard Maoist. Comrade Mao's term the Revolutionary of Words, suits the Keyboard Maoists.
by Bhe9 March 19, 2022
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Keyboard Hero

Social media has brought us a new kind of "hero".

That's a person that who scared to death of others when in person, yet feels free to insult you most creatively online. That's the lowest form of cowardice.

It's like those people pulling FU signs in their car, knowing you can't catch them as you're turning the other direction or when they see a huge guy coming out his car, hit full throttle or pass out out of fear.

If you can't say it to someone's face, DON'T say it elsewhere, if you have one atom of self-pride in your body!
The Keyboard Hero swore and called the boxer a wimp in an online comment.
by Awingman October 19, 2022
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Alphabetical Keyboard

Something that is completely useless. The original keyboard of the "alphabet" before it was replaced with "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm"
Guy1: I love my Alphabetical keyboard!

Guy2: You weirdo, none even remembers the alphabet these days...
by MacGamer115 December 18, 2012
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