Kayas are always skilled at many things - from Jenga, to scat jokes, to lying about many dice! They will never let their dreams be dreams, so it is wise to keep Kayas around for inspiration. You can spot a Kaya in the wild wearing a fashionable wig, a leather satchel (full of magical chocolates) or playing guitar. Kaya can play nearly any song you request on guitar, but will refuse if he doesn't respect your music taste. Do not embarrass Kaya with lame song requests. You can, however, always trust that Kaya will never let you down in a stressful moment. If you are about to be mauled by a wild bear, for example, while others are shouting and firing flare guns, Kaya will grab his guitar and play a little ditty to soothe your worst bear phobias, and more! Need a good laugh? Ask Kaya to put his glow in the dark thong on - they pair well with his white leather shoes, but you will NEVER catch Kaya wearing white pants. Kaya can also whip up a mean hot dog fresh from his hot dog machine (utilizing an unforgettable skill set from his hot dog on a stick days), and he will always have a beer or shot ready for you. If you ever encounter a Kaya, never let him go. He is more valuable than a Forrest Fenn bracelet.
Did you see Kaya ride by in that small child’s car? No, but I saw him in a regular car fanning money and blasting “bitch better have my money.”
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She is a cool, clever, chill, loyal af, foxy, authentic skateboarder. Probably secretly has a voice of an angel and is wicked brilliant. Has the best taste in music. And anyone she allows in her life is so blessed. Beware though. Kaya doesn’t often trust or let people into her person life. She attracts a lot of people, including bad, so she’s put up a sort of wall. But the best way to get to her is by honesty and a pure heart if you can muster one.
Fratty dude: yo I got the hots for that chick
Homie bro: that’s kaya, you got nothing on her you h*rny f*ck.
Homie bro: that’s kaya, you got nothing on her you h*rny f*ck.
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