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kiwi

kiwi is my savior. i love to eat it when my boyfriend breaks up with me. i was so depressed when my bf broke up with me. so i found a new love. kiwi. it has the best seeds and flavor in the whole world. i love the green and brown. i would die for kiwis 🥝 😍👹😍👹🦋🦶🦶🦶🦶🦶🦶
by yass_queen April 16, 2022
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Kiwi

A person's balls
Don't kick me in the kiwis, please!
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Kiwi

The most sexually tense fruit that provides a risky sense of love but still provides a sense of comfort and stability

Can be used as an Adverb, verb, adjective, and noun
Adverb: "Uncle Dave whispered kiwily in my ear"
Verb: "We are gonna kiwi tonight after dinner"
Adjective: "Dude she is so kiwi"
Noun: " Do you want a kiwi"
by WhatItActuallyMeans March 28, 2017
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kiwi

A kiwi is a person who is beautiful on the inside but insecure about the outside, some ppl love the outside as much as the inside amd some ppl sadly dont
'she shouldn't be so insecure, she acts like a kiwi'
by kiwi heree August 5, 2021
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Kiwi

The strongest female in the hxh universeAU Fanfiction. Thick skinned, aggressive, violent but has multitudes of potential and reserves of unbridled love.

Muscle mommy!

Hisoka and Illumi Zoldyck's Wife AU fanfiction
"Kiwi, you don't have to be scared of me or Illumi." Hisoka pulled my body into his lap, my back flush against his chest, his hands firmly squeezing my legs and kneading the muscle beneath.
by Xzyztent November 21, 2023
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Kiwi

1)Someone that has no idea where they stand in life.

2)Someone that is somewhere on the high end of the spectrum
That kid looks like a kiwi by the way they’re acting
by Josgo40269 December 16, 2019
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Kiwi

A nickname for a person who likes kiwi fruit or who starts with the letter k. They typically have dirty blond hair and confusing eyes. They are fast runners and very athletic. Usually girls go by this nickname. They are so pretty/handsome and are the most kind people you will ever meet.
Girl1: omg kiwi is sooo nice.
Girl2: she must love kiwi fruit or something. I wish I was that nice.
by chickenpotato1265 July 15, 2020
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