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Karen

A Karen is a person that likes to be as annoying as humanly possible. She is well known for eating cats. She is that kind of person that has to pay people to be her friend. A Karen is a person that is persistent in being an absolute shit-head to everyone around her.

Karen’s also enjoy eating cement, you can still hear the crunch of Karen from 12 miles away. Instead of having cereal for breakfast. She believes there is nothing better than a nice solid vita-brick to start your day. With this in mind, you can obviously figure out that a Karen would weigh a minimum of 5 tonnes.
Why can’ t the plane takeoff?

Pilot: Karen
by GreenOlive.exe/Runtime:error September 26, 2019
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Karen

1)n. A middle-aged, entitled woman (particularly blonde) who throws a temper tantrum when someone refuses to bring her to the manager
2)n. An actress who portrays Amy Pond on Doctor Who
3)n. A character on Spongebob who serves as Plankton's computer wife
4)n. See Snob
by 3du August 18, 2020
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Karen

Customer: Delta 5 Karen incoming
Manager: Now this is an avengers level threat
by YeetusDeletusMyFetus July 29, 2020
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Karen

Usually quite grumpy if away from there phone for too long
Karen
by Isitonuremom July 22, 2020
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Karen

Karen wants to know your location. Karen wants to speak to the manager. Karen wants to know everything......
Karen goes to McDonalds. Karen gets annoyed. Karen wants to speak to the manager to get free food. Karen goes home. Karen says bye to you. Karen the wait for you to go. Karen then WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION
by nyancat232 June 4, 2019
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Karen

Not the same thing as the name. A person who is very easily offended or annoyed. other characteristics include getting offended by humor, and having low intelligence.
"What's the hardest part of the vegetable? The wheelchair"

"That's so offensive, you don't just say stuff like that."

"Ok, Karen"
by SpiceRice September 25, 2019
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Karen

usually a middle aged, blonde haired women with bob hair cut. Who makes drama everywhere and feels entitled, and thinks she more deserving then everyone else, they also have a big "no video policy" so that them being dumb doesn't go on the internet for people to make fun of. This also shows that they know their being dumb.
Karen: *Not wearing mask*.
Manager: Umm, you have to put it on because of safety protocols.
Karen: I have a medical condition!
Manager: I'm calling the cops then.
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