Jerry'd

When a friend asks you a favor that should take 10 minutes, but ends up being 3 hours of mishaps and torture

"He just asked me to do this quick favor and it ended up being 3 hours of breaking down automobiles, flat tires, and a torrential downpour!"

"you got Jerry'd"

by jimmypatron August 19, 2011

Jerry Picker

A 2 ton mexican hoist used to assist your overweight beaner in the formal act of performing a keg stand.

Also used to hoist mexicans back to their motherland aka Arizona.

Juan's hefty mom is on her way, grab the Jerry Picker to hoist her fat ass up for a keg stand.

by Brian Mahaffey December 12, 2010

The Jerry Lewis

The act of taking your pointer finger and rubbing your ass crack or balls with it. Then taking it and sliding it right under another person's nose; If the act is done by a female, then its called the "Reverse Jerry Lewis".

Hey bro, before the night is over I gotta do "The Jerry Lewis" on that chick sitting at the end of the bar. She'll love it!

by MA$TERMINDZ June 29, 2010

ben and jerrys

A gay sex position in which one man is passionately fucked by the other man while eating a pint of Ben and Jerry's.

Dude, Tim and I tried ben and jerrys the other night. And I'm not talking about the ice cream.

by Kappa Beta Jerry's March 1, 2017

Jerry's kids

The audience of a Grateful Dead show. A spoof (although not meant to be cruel) of "Jerry's Kids" for whom the Jerry Lewis telethon is held.

When the Dead were in town, all the fast food joints were filled with Jerry's Kids.

by Woody Thomas January 8, 2006

Jerry

He's a very sweet boy and only falls in love with one girl....

But he can go all night with that girl. ;) he's great in bed and knows how to have sex. he has a nice penis and a good ass. All the girls want to have sex with him.

i want to get in Jerry's pants

Jerry and Samantha have sex every night

Nina wants to get in bed with Jerry

by kyle_2009 May 3, 2009

Jerry Springing

Telling a significant other that you are cheating on them.

Derived from Jerry Springer shows.

When John came home from Veronica's house, he told his wife that he'd been Jerry Springing.

by Kelley D. August 3, 2005