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Jessie’s Tip

When you have a bad experience at a hotel or another type of rental, so you leave a “fecal transaction” in the toilet for their troubles.
The stove in the cottage doesn’t work, the steps are broken and there’s no toaster, I’m leaving them a Jessie’s tip on the way out.
by Uncle J! August 27, 2023
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Jessie doll

When your boyfriend/girlfriend tell you a lie to cover up another lie while pretending it was the last time they lied to you.

Similar to a Russian doll which contains a smaller doll inside, a “Jessie doll” is a lie within a bigger one.
Jessie Doll #1 : I didn’t fuck him, we only kissed!

Jessie Doll #2: I didn’t fuck him, we had some heavy petting.
Jessie Doll #3: Okay I sucked his dick and stuck a finger up his asshole, but that’s it.
Jessie Doll #4 : Look, we fucked, but his dick was so small, it doesn’t count.
Jessie Doll #5: Ok we fucked a lot while he was dating my cousin, now they are having a baby, and I owe him 2k.
by MeLukas March 1, 2023
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Jessie

Jessie (also called blue) is a weird person that can usually be found roaming around FNaF servers. He is weird, a bitch and should definitely end his life NOW
"yo jessie should kts"
by luvsobss August 22, 2023
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Jessie

A disgusting ugly freak who knows nothing about love. Jessie is a big mask fisher. She looks ok under the mask, but that is only to hide her massive, disgusting nose and ugly fat face. Word of advice: never talk to a jessie.
by Vextic June 23, 2022
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Jessie

Jessie may sound like a girl name but it's a guy name, too. They are nice, caring, loveable, handsome, PACKED🥴🍆, funny, and just a good person in general. They'll check up on you asking how you've been. They sometimes play GTA 23/7. They can stay on call with you ALL night asking you questions. They'll buy you things without asking you, they'll make you feel good, happy and maybe he'll spoil you. He gives you butterflies every time you're with him. There are no words to explain how much of a good person he is.
Person: Yo who is that??
You: Ohh it's my friend Jessie.
Person: Damn, he's cute. Ya'll make a cute couple
You: Aww really? I really like him but I don't know how to tell him.
by isa._.16 January 6, 2021
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Jessy

Jessy is the coolest nigga alive. He has a very big dick and a nice smile. All the girls love him.
Wow Jessy is really that nigga he is so cool
by RealNlggah July 17, 2019
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Jessie Lynn

Being so drunk, one takes on an alter ego
“Did you see Jessica at that party last night?”
“No, but i did see that train wreck Jessie Lynn”
by Tbone’s Words January 31, 2020
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