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Jens

A real brother with a huge peepee, a wholesom heart and haves a crush on almost everyone
does Jens have a huge peepee?
Yes Jensieboi has got a huge peepee
by Jensieboi November 22, 2021
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Black Jen

Hmm i heard that dolphins and sharks repel each other...nah thats a black jen
by Welovecheesypoofs October 9, 2017
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Jens

A christian wholesome boy, that likes to drop jumpy asians. Jens likes to play golf and is a true son of Skyrim wielding his double edged battleaxe of doom. He is a snob although, so that is a big nej nej.
Jens have never been on pornhub and he does not know of Mia Khalifa. What a guy
by CrazyAsian123 October 8, 2019
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Polytenztangenic [pol-ee-tenz-tan-JEN-ik]

Polytenztangenic pol-ee-tenz-tan-JEN-ik

adjective

1. Characterizing a discourse or monologue that explores a wide range of topics or arguments from a singular, often passionate or biased perspective.

2. 2. Describing a spontaneous or energetic outburst that covers a broad spectrum of subjects, influenced by heightened enthusiasm or excitement, often lacking a clear focus but rich in personal references and anecdotes.
Polytenztangenic pol-ee-tenz-tan-JEN-ik

adjective

1. In his latest blog post, the author delivers a polytenztangenic tirade that, while seemingly erratic, provides deep insights into his unique worldview on digital privacy.

2. After consuming an excessive amount of energy drinks, she launched into a polytenztangenic rant during the meeting, weaving through topics from corporate strategy to her adventures in backpacking, much to the amusement and confusion of her.
by Veil Couture February 23, 2024
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Jens

A incredibly funny and entertaining guy. Someone you can always talk to, no matter what. Not only that, but he’s also super cute and charming. It’s very easy to fall for him. He’s a bit of a heartbreaker.
I think I’ve fallen for Jens”
“Did Jens say anything about me?”
“That Jens, he seems cool!”
by Yesiguessso August 16, 2019
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Jen

Jen is a cat lover who doesn't have any cats herself and the ones she has are either injured and stolen (don't believe her lies). Spouts pointless memes but she can be counter-attacked with either straight calling out or slow poking of details... Should probably be put down. Poor Jen the cat group troll.
by NIXMEISTER86 December 27, 2019
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Jens

Jens is the best kind of guy that exists. He is kind, but has an edge. He’s a little bit of everything and will make you laugh until your tits fall off. He will listen intently to you even if you’re telling the worst story in the world, and he would expect the same in return. Everyone wants a little piece of Jens.
Oh man, that guy is a real Jens. Not to be confused with gem, but same same!
by k&&&& November 22, 2021
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