The most beautiful, sexy man, with long luscious locks, ready to pound you with his 20-incher, he lets out fat gooey loads into his homeboys, he likes to eat dong and bread, especially dong. If you give him bread he will suckle on your man-tits, being the one guy who can make other guys lactate. If you ever meet a Jasper who is like this, give him a kiss
by Scrungus23 August 4, 2025
Get the Jaspermug. jasper★ or jazbur★ is the coolest and just best person in general. this has been scientifically proven so there's no denying it. i do not have any proof to back that statement up whatsoever but i am speaking the truth, trust me.
by niko. February 16, 2021
Get the jasper★ (jazbur★)mug. Jasperen has 2 meanings:
1) To ignore; suddenly go offline or avoid people
2)Exaggerating and attacking people for making jokes.
1) To ignore; suddenly go offline or avoid people
2)Exaggerating and attacking people for making jokes.
by Poopydestroyer February 23, 2020
Get the Jasperingmug. The name of a person that has the best aim, when it comes to games or sports.
His hair is unique. It is always a mixture of brown and an other colour.
His hair is unique. It is always a mixture of brown and an other colour.
Damn Jasper, you have aimbot af.
Oh Jasper, your hair has the uniquest colour I have seen ( orange and brown ).
Oh Jasper, your hair has the uniquest colour I have seen ( orange and brown ).
by Jasper02 January 3, 2017
Get the Jaspermug. Did LA give up too much to get a guy who has been labeled soft, although he puts up 19 and 9, which 11 other guys do?"
"Is that a trick question? They gave up Jasper, who cares? I could care less! First of all, understand something. When you're giving up first round picks, if you are a quality team in playoff contention, it really doesn't mean that much, that's number one. Number two and more importantly, Jasper is gone! The City of Angels, Hollywood should be celebrating. Throw a parade already whether you win a championship or not. This man was a bonafide scrub! He can't play! No disrespect whatsoever, but I'm sorry to call, tell everybody the truth, the man cannot play the game of basketball. He has small hands, he can't catch the ball, he has bad feet, he can't really move even though he's mobile, doesn't really know what he's doing, doesn't have a post move that he or he puts to memory that he can do two times in a row. He has no game whatsoever, plays no defense, doesn't have the heart, the passion or anything that comes with it, and you're asking me whether they gave up too much? Please. The Los Angeles Lakers knew exactly what they were doing, they should be celebrating right now, and Kobe Bryant should not be saying a word!" Hes fucking ass.
"Is that a trick question? They gave up Jasper, who cares? I could care less! First of all, understand something. When you're giving up first round picks, if you are a quality team in playoff contention, it really doesn't mean that much, that's number one. Number two and more importantly, Jasper is gone! The City of Angels, Hollywood should be celebrating. Throw a parade already whether you win a championship or not. This man was a bonafide scrub! He can't play! No disrespect whatsoever, but I'm sorry to call, tell everybody the truth, the man cannot play the game of basketball. He has small hands, he can't catch the ball, he has bad feet, he can't really move even though he's mobile, doesn't really know what he's doing, doesn't have a post move that he or he puts to memory that he can do two times in a row. He has no game whatsoever, plays no defense, doesn't have the heart, the passion or anything that comes with it, and you're asking me whether they gave up too much? Please. The Los Angeles Lakers knew exactly what they were doing, they should be celebrating right now, and Kobe Bryant should not be saying a word!" Hes fucking ass.
Jasper has no games whatsoever...
by anonymous February 9, 2021
Get the Jaspermug. To be a Jasper is to be someone who blocks other people on social media solely just because they vilified you and your friends and to overreact to said vilification and think that it's 'creepy' while also stating that the person who vilified you shouldn't contact you or your friends ever again.
by MM132 March 21, 2021
Get the Jaspermug. Jasper is a sweet and charming man. He pulls many girls who have names starting with A and G. They just find him attractive in general. One trick for you if you know a Jasper, find something to blackmail him with. There are many options...
Girl whos name starts with A: Wow Jasper's so cute!! I'mma ask him out
Girl whos name starts with G : Nuh uh, I'm going to ask him first.
Girl whos name starts with G : Nuh uh, I'm going to ask him first.
by wegotthisinthebag March 18, 2025
Get the Jaspermug.