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Nipple Jumper

When your hoe of a friend jumps from fandom to fandom after a week of stanning them, they are considered a nipple jumper.
One Week Ago:
Hoe of a Friend - "I love The 100 so much, let's just talk about how it's the greatest fandom EVER!

Next Week:
Hoe of a Friend - "God damn it! The 100 is so fucking lame, this is why I only like Super Girl!"
Me - "Fuck you, god damn cunt. You NIPPLE JUMPER!"
by whizno June 29, 2018
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Jumpers

Ah man that new horror/movie has a lot of 'jumpers' in it I nearly fell off my couch
by Theta Esinbergh January 18, 2024
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Puddle Jumper

When someone finger bangs you so well and so hard, you squirm and jump around a little before you fill the palm of their hand with your cum.
His middle finger is so long, he hits my button perfectly when he finger bangs me, it turns me into a super happy puddle jumper!
by Sex Lab October 7, 2019
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content jumper

Someone who tries to jump into a television series after missing the last few seasons.
Tracy missed the last 4 seasons of The Walking Dead. While discussing the latest series premier with Gonzo and trying to piece the puzzle together from the missing episodes, Gonzo dubbed her a "Content jumper".
by Inga7 October 30, 2017
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jumper

A jumper is a feces that was a cliffhanger, but lets go to fall into your underpants or outer garment.
Oh man , right before my big presentation this morning I had a jumper. Luckily, it hit the florr. I acouple centimeters more i would've had to cancel.
by Torbert July 19, 2019
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face jumper

"It's going to be a cold winter this year"
"Yeh bro, I'm gonna grow a face jumper!"
by weirdy beardy September 2, 2009
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kangaroo jumper

Insult to an Australian like sheep shagger is to a welsh person
by marshmellowsaur July 26, 2015
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