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Jose

Absolutely unique in his own way. True gentleman and looks which leave you fantasizing. Gorgeous smile with a ginamosore dick. It's a canon always about to blow.
I love Jose, his amazing in bed.
by Goddess/Sorceress August 14, 2017
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GI Jose 64

a shitty noob player on xbox live who plays shitty games and masturbates all over them he also is known for using the 2 noob guns in halo 4 and black ops 2 the plasma pistol and the B23R he is known to in halo 4 plasma shoot down banshees and rape unsuspecting men
Guy 1: aww my banshee was shot down

Guy 2: with what?

Guy 1: Plasma pistol why?

Guy 3: GI Jose 64 strikes a again!
by Savario February 13, 2013
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Jose

An amazing, down-to-earth, sweet guy. The type of guy most girls dream about being in a relationship with. The one who will send 'Good Morning Beautiful' and random 'I love you!' texts. If you ever have the luck of falling in love with a Jose, never let him go. He is the guy who will make your parents and friends adore him as much as you do and make you wish you could spend every day by his side. You will never find anyone more real than Jose. Be true to him and he will do his part of being honest and truthful to you. Before you know it, you will find yourself loving every single side to him.
Person A: *smiles at screen*
Person B: It's Jose isn't it?
Person A: Yeaaa... :)
by c__dita January 22, 2012
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Joseph Bailey

That one black guy that everyone loves. He gets trolled and trolls back. He hates us and loves us. Joseph Bailey makes Chuck Norris tremble. He is purely awesome.
Dude it's Joseph Bailey... quick rub his head.
by MalachiPeace January 4, 2012
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Joseph Beton

When a person performs a Joseph Beton, it is said that they open up there anus and stuff as many cakes down it as possible!
Drury: "I eat iced buns in one bite."
Joseph Beton: "I eat iced buns through my arse because i'm so fucking fat."
by A_Warrenist October 22, 2010
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Joseph

Joseph is adorkable guy. Who loves the best kind of music. Who is loyal to the one they are with. Has the biggest heart of gold in the world. It is the best kind of geek / nerd. If one comes into your life keep them in your life for as long as possible.
Oma that guy Joseph is a keeper
by Hellcat3666 May 24, 2019
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Joseph

Few things about Joseph are known. Joseph is easily mistaken to be a god, this misconception is due to the nature of Joseph. Joseph is a driving force behind all things majestic, preferring to take the humble approach of the mentor behind the god. It is commonly thought that all great men had a force of Joseph behind them, teaching until they were ready to make their mark on history.

The religions which have come to realize Joseph dedicate their time to reaching a state of "Nirvana" in order to fully realize Joseph, finding that Joseph's touch on the world is the reason for all beauty, greatness and order. Even the Catholic Church realizes Christ learnt ethics from Joseph.

Science is only starting to confirm the existence of Joseph. In late 1984 a quantum physicists by the name of Irving Stiffleheimer realized that since a quantum reaction is impossible to predict, it is possible that an entity outside of our understanding and above the laws of the universe exists. This solidified the modern theories on Joseph, creating the whole new science of Josephysics.

Joseph's elusive yet essential marks on the world have been noted as far back as 500 b.c when Joseph gave Socrates his Philosophy and tutored him on the meaning of life. It is also almost certain that Joseph was also responsible for the creation of the Chinese, Egyptian and Babylonian Empires, but due to his supremely humble nature conformation has eluded historians and anthropologist alike.
by SaintKaiva February 6, 2010
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