Absolutely unique in his own way. True gentleman and looks which leave you fantasizing. Gorgeous smile with a ginamosore dick. It's a canon always about to blow.
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by c__dita January 22, 2012
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by MalachiPeace January 4, 2012
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by Hellcat3666 May 24, 2019
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Science is only starting to confirm the existence of Joseph. In late 1984 a quantum physicists by the name of Irving Stiffleheimer realized that since a quantum reaction is impossible to predict, it is possible that an entity outside of our understanding and above the laws of the universe exists. This solidified the modern theories on Joseph, creating the whole new science of Josephysics.
Joseph's elusive yet essential marks on the world have been noted as far back as 500 b.c when Joseph gave Socrates his Philosophy and tutored him on the meaning of life. It is also almost certain that Joseph was also responsible for the creation of the Chinese, Egyptian and Babylonian Empires, but due to his supremely humble nature conformation has eluded historians and anthropologist alike.
The religions which have come to realize Joseph dedicate their time to reaching a state of "Nirvana" in order to fully realize Joseph, finding that Joseph's touch on the world is the reason for all beauty, greatness and order. Even the Catholic Church realizes Christ learnt ethics from Joseph.
Science is only starting to confirm the existence of Joseph. In late 1984 a quantum physicists by the name of Irving Stiffleheimer realized that since a quantum reaction is impossible to predict, it is possible that an entity outside of our understanding and above the laws of the universe exists. This solidified the modern theories on Joseph, creating the whole new science of Josephysics.
Joseph's elusive yet essential marks on the world have been noted as far back as 500 b.c when Joseph gave Socrates his Philosophy and tutored him on the meaning of life. It is also almost certain that Joseph was also responsible for the creation of the Chinese, Egyptian and Babylonian Empires, but due to his supremely humble nature conformation has eluded historians and anthropologist alike.
by SaintKaiva February 6, 2010
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