ivan gonzalez

bitch ass nigga with a amazing hoe side kick.

Me: Bae you is naughty
bae: you is a trash ass n*** fr
me: aite i see whats up.
bae: Ivan gonzalez is sectrely my homie,

by PizzaBoiAyyLMao August 17, 2017

Ivan Mendoza

Someone whos likes men and enjoys having sexual intercourse with another man thats under age. A fagot child predator

Young boy- hey old man
Ivan Mendoza- come get some candy

by Gangstaboy5757 December 18, 2021

Ivan

A guy that looks mexican, but he's clearly salvadorian due to his height, or lack thereof. Frequents ratemyprofessors.com, in which he is constantly tearing down the various professors he has throughout his semester at community college. I think his dick is big too? He said so but I think he might be lying.

Damn Ivan, you got a BIG ol' dick and balls!

by azarockclimb May 9, 2023

Ivan Hernandez

He who will make you laugh and everyone will respect him, but he will get freaky when you want him too.

Is that really Ivan Hernandez, wow I’m shocked.

by Plethora God June 13, 2023

Ivan

Ivan is a total loser who will break your best friends heart for someone else and he'll do it over text. He's really ugly and you need to protect your best friend from Ivan before he breaks their heart again.

Look out, its Ivan, hide your best friends!

by spicy chicken sandwhich September 23, 2019

Ivan Cordoves

A man with a perfect body, facial features, and a ginormous cock. Truly a gift from god that was put on this earth.

I swear, the guy in this photo is such an Ivan Cordoves that he’s just irresistible!

by Gringo Diablo November 24, 2021

Ivan

The Legend. He is terminators son. Also know as the sexiest Man on earth. Likable guy. If he is sitting next to you give him a kiss. If u are a girl. Just saying. Great at sports. sucks at video games. Hustler. Always keeps laughing even when he's the most depressed.

Person: What's your name?
Ivan: Ivan
Person: lets be friends.

by anonymous November 3, 2021