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Idioteque

The technologizing of ideas, beliefs, to ideologically cope when this happens: "A defined, synchronised pattern of occurence thrown offcourse by an unforeseen event." It can be a tool of science, politics, religion, anything selling itself...see DENIAL THROUGH DISBELIEF or REVELATION THROUGH THE SUBLIMINAL
Did you read the Martin Amis book "Money"? It's ideotech really helps me either live this fucked up life with ideological ease or see what is really happening.
by Jek October 13, 2003
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Useful Idiot

Unthinking proponents of socialism and/or communism.
You can usually find them swarming the internet, participating in riots to promote tolerance, attempting to think up questions for themselves to answer, or sitting in Starbucks with their friends discussing the failings of capitalism over a light frappuccino.

Useful idiots are a conglomeration of trendies, brainwashed Marxists, ex-hippies (now college professors), "quirky" wannabe-intellectuals, migrant street thugs, girlish B.A. students/uni-drones, and Michael Moore.
In 1952 Doris Lessing, a British writer who has since won the Nobel Prize for Literature, was part of a delegation visiting the Soviet Union.

Her memories of the trip are clear and unforgiving:

“I was taken around and shown things as a 'useful idiot'... that's what my role was. I can't understand why I was so gullible.”

--From the BBC, of all places.
by Trice7UK August 10, 2010
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Friggin idiot

The person being refered to is A Fucking Idiot!
But the person it came from is to much of a Pussy to say Fucking (look up definition of "pussy" under P.)
by Cara B. April 25, 2006
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Village Idiot

A dangerous alcoholic drink consumed by idiots. Usually consists of Gin (50ml) and Vodka (50ml) with a splash of lemonade and Lime.

Originated from Plymouth, in the UK, during the summer of 2002 in celebration of George Bush and Tony Blair's excellent foreign policy decisions. The Village Idiot has since become a popular drink in New Zealand and the Kingdom state of Bhutan.

The most 'Village Idiots' consumed by one human being has never been documented as it's very difficult to count after three of four.
Three village idiots please barman
by Captain Cheese Head September 25, 2010
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idiotspeak

Idiot: Whad he sey?
G: Let me translate that into idiotspeak for you: Doy, doy, doy, duh... uhh... whatever!
by theauthormarkwilkins February 16, 2017
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idiotlect

a variety of any language which is spoken by those who learned that language in its substandard form
A: Like, omg! OMFG! For reals? Like, O-M-F-G!

B: I know right! I was all like, I KNOW RIGHT!
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C: Are they even speaking English?

D: Nope, they're using their very own idiotlect.
by kittysiopao December 20, 2008
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idiotretardism

This is a disease affecting people so that they have such odd Idiosyncrosies that most people think they are retarded or idiots ! Though they are actually extremely intelligent, It may not appear that way to people who are not affected by this infliction ! They are also drawn to curmudgeons for some reason !
Carrie and Tonya have the idiotretardism disease !
by someone with this disease=] December 21, 2008
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