Mormon Island, CA
A once thriving 1800's Gold Rush town located on the road to the Sierras that was covered up when Folsom Dam was completed in 1955. Nearly EVERY YEAR during the winter months the lake is low enough to see the remains of foundations, roads and other artifacts.
In recent times, the area has been sensationalized in the media as being a great tourist attraction. This media attention has resulted in the pilgrimage of overweight, greasy, ignorant, typical american bozos from the surrounding area to the lake bed. These scumbags drive their SUVs into the park by 100's, leaving McDonald's bags and soda cups in their wake.
A once thriving 1800's Gold Rush town located on the road to the Sierras that was covered up when Folsom Dam was completed in 1955. Nearly EVERY YEAR during the winter months the lake is low enough to see the remains of foundations, roads and other artifacts.
In recent times, the area has been sensationalized in the media as being a great tourist attraction. This media attention has resulted in the pilgrimage of overweight, greasy, ignorant, typical american bozos from the surrounding area to the lake bed. These scumbags drive their SUVs into the park by 100's, leaving McDonald's bags and soda cups in their wake.
"I got us all Big Macs and Soda from McDonald's! Now get in the Excursion we're going to Mormon Island!"
by Sheriff McLawdog February 04, 2014
Also known as the Poor Man’s Hawaii, Santa Catalina Island is a small Desert Island just off the coast of Long Beach. The history of the island spans hundreds of years, yet the history is rather unnoticeable. The island is somewhat popular to celebrities, including Marilyn Monroe, Christopher Walken, and various social media stars. The island holds the annual Catalina Wine Mixer every year completely thanks to the movie Step Brothers.
There is no exports of Catalina Island besides tourism, which it receives millions of people year round. Currently, the island is in a severe drought.
There is no exports of Catalina Island besides tourism, which it receives millions of people year round. Currently, the island is in a severe drought.
“I was at Catalina Island for the Catalina Wine Mixer bro, it was radical!”
“Christopher Walken and Natalie Wood were here before she died!”
“Christopher Walken and Natalie Wood were here before she died!”
by El Fuckface October 02, 2018
A group of friends who get drunk together on a lake by linking boats or tubes together and getting drunk and sloppy.
by vistalover May 23, 2020
When a woman is in the bathtub and her boob is submerged out of the water in a way that it looks like and island. And hey her nip could be a volcano!
by Boob Island May 10, 2016
When you shit so much that the pile breaks the surface of the water, forming a towering island of shit.
by TheSkinny July 18, 2008
by Irish11 April 20, 2017
by Shelly Johnson June 19, 2013