Falling into the vortex

One's inability to steer one's focus away from certain web sites known for containing large amounts of snippets of entertaining content or having exceedingly high link density, such as Wikipedia, IMDB, Urban Dictionary, or TV Tropes. Typically, snapping out of this trance requires a powerful external stimulus, such as hunger, fatigue, a nagging significant other/family member, or a power outage.

Man, I was looking up Johnny Depp's new movie at work the other day on IMDB and I totally felt myself falling into the vortex. I didn't climb out until my boss walked in.

Guy 1: Don't bother trying to talk to him. He's fallen into the vortex.
Guy 2: Well, he hasn't eaten or slept in about 20 hours, so he's bound to come out of it soon.

by fonsui July 26, 2011

put your back into

To use a lot off effort and energy on a particular task

You have put your back into studying english since 2 month ago.

by Aryamehr December 26, 2016

The one where peter farts into mega face

The one where peter farts into mega face

The one where peter farts into mega face

by POGGERSVHUN F November 3, 2020

Speak into the mic

To have Penis launched into one's oral cavity at an alarming rate of speed.

1. -Anita Speak into the mic.
2. -Will you please speak into the mic.
3. -I'm sorry, you must speak into the mic.
4. -Hey, Speak into the mic.
5. -I gave her The Bill then asked her to speak into the mic.
6. -Excuse me, Please speak into the mic.

by Ben Stein June 3, 2004

INTOXICATI

some fags who can't play real music so they act like they play shitty music on purpose to be funny when in fact nobody is laughing

matthew wayne nicoletta is a member of intoxicati which means he sucks

by LOL AARON April 13, 2006

Drive 'er into you

A Statement proclaiming somebody has either been:
A) Not drinking enough
B) Used as sarcasm in the sense that they are already way too hammered.

Guy: "Come on you pussy drive 'er into you"

by John Cleveland December 9, 2008

blacktose intolerant

Some who, while not outwardly racist, may have negative views towards African Americans. A reserved racist if you will.

"Its not that mom wants to lynch Barack or anything, she just wont vote for him even though he is the best guy. she was raised during the jim crow times and is still a little blacktose intolerant. but shes not a racist."

by ninjarlou January 26, 2008