front row slut

a female usually wearing too much make-up who is not really into the music but wants to be at the front with their best duckface on.

go and ask that front row slut if I can borrow her mirror to sniff my snortabilly off and ask the other one to lend me her selfie stick

by mindmymollydolly November 11, 2015

Front Row Oreo

An individual who always chooses to sit in the front row of any class or presentation. This person has a high propensity for learning and tends to be spited by the rest of the class for their social alienation, excessive study habits, and tenancy to throw any potential grading curve.

That damn Front Row Oreo is really making us look like slackers.

by MyPseudonym12 February 25, 2011

Reign it in (row 5)

Said by a sub when a class is getting crazy with a pelvic thrusting kind of motion

Normally Ms. Sowens CL

Reign it in (row 5)!

by cayibo January 16, 2019

creamed corn rows

Old white person with corn rows

Last time I was a the nursing home I saw a dude with creamed corn rows.

by Alienstunt August 10, 2007

Row your boat

When you don't want to gently down the stream

Would You rather row your boat or gently down the stream?

by Nickhenrick May 3, 2017

Row of bombed houses

Someone with bad teeth.

May be due to lack of breast milk when a baby or just hygene.

May also lead to very bad breath.

Dude, did you see that guy last night? He had some bad teeth!

Yeah, they looked like a Row of bombed houses.

by Coopster88 December 13, 2009

Slow Your Row

Same maening as "Slow your roll" however, much more clever in its creation becuase not only does it advised the person your speaking to that they need to slow down or back off, it also makes you look much more smooth as it rhyms.

Whoa whoa slow your row homie.

by Smooth J November 11, 2009