Ian

The kind of guy that can and will always leave the house looking snatched so he can fuck your shit up, dick your man down, then have a three course gourmet meal ready before noon.

"Dammit, Ian stole my man again," said everyone.

by QkweenLaQueefa March 14, 2017

Ian

Idiot. Complete idiot.

Tends to try to hide him being angry, with saying “I’m laughing.”

He’s such a Ian. Gross.

by Jocelyn. N 2006 May 16, 2019

Ian

Ian is a guy who is a fucking simp, sort of good at soccer, probably white or Mexican try’s his hardest to be varsity, sucks at video games, loves lasagna, and overall is pretty freaking weird

Ian is a simp and plays soccer

by Hehehethisiswack February 18, 2020

ian

the legitimate definition of sex, the ultimate sex god

“ian is the ultimate sex god, graham or edric aren’t on his level”

by kiwi857 May 30, 2019

Ian

Ian is a total jerk! He’ll make fun of you and make your life a living hell. He thinks he’s so cool but really he’s a sad excuse for a human being

I hate Ian

by I really love him July 31, 2019

Ian

A stupid weak coward who eats raw eggs

Ian is a stupid weak coward who eats raw eggs

by gay dummy September 14, 2019

Ian

Another ord for pasty ass cracker faggot.

Bully: You are dumb
You: Well then you're an Ian
Bully: (✖╭╮✖)

by TTV_West_Wolf December 25, 2018