Ian

someone who has a seizure in ur dorm room

" goddamit he pulling an ian"

by SMDBISHCASH December 10, 2018

Ian

Ian is a extreme dick, everyone calls him an egg because of his head shape and thy also call him a hoe, cause he dated at least 10 girls in 1 month. Ian will make up rumors that you two are dating and then he’ll holler at you in the lunch room then you’ll kick his ass

Ian can suck my dick

by jakepaulismydaddy November 13, 2018

Ian

Ian’s are usually caring family men with a big heart that gets forgotten because he can’t wait for anything for more than 10 seconds

Ian is the greatest dad of all time

by Jon Richfield December 7, 2019

Ian

A boy who is a little awkward, very nice, but too nice, and rather annoying

"Oh fuck ian texted me 59 smiley faces in one day"

by Fratstars May 25, 2017

ian

the legitimate definition of sex, the ultimate sex god

“ian is the ultimate sex god, graham or edric aren’t on his level”

by kiwi857 May 30, 2019

Ian

Very very very very very tall

Ian

by Wallyirod October 13, 2019

Ian

The kind of guy that can and will always leave the house looking snatched so he can fuck your shit up, dick your man down, then have a three course gourmet meal ready before noon.

"Dammit, Ian stole my man again," said everyone.

by QkweenLaQueefa March 14, 2017