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One who coughs in a particularly nasty/disturbing manner, characterized by phlegm and most often chronic. Also has the effect of making anyone in a close vicinity cringe in disgust.
Jane's a chronic hoarker. I have to eat my lunch in the coat closet so as to not gag after one of her fits.
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Get the Hare mug.About 5'9'', Weighing around 150-200 lbs, with a two syllable name like Danny or Randy. Long or short brown hair and a intense dislike for the complacent moralities that follow being a HUMAN! Total disregard for any life other than their own, and usually travel size and filled with shit to be excreted on command and on-the-go. No matter where you are, you will be able to spill some shit. The word "phallus" relates closely to the penis lodges deep in one of their very uncomfortable orifices. Not the anus, no, but either the eye socket, the ear, an surgically opened temple, or sometimes even within their own dick-hole. The containment caused by this phallic placement, or "cock-cork", creates great tension and benefits the growth of shit within the Phallus Hoarder's compartments. Getting into an argument with a Phallus Hoarder is not recommended, for doing so could result in suicide, homicide or mass murder from the irrelevant conclusion of anger and unwavering stubbornness.
Although it is not recommended to argue with a Phallus Hoarder, its easier to take solace in knowing that they are usually either wrong, or just trying to make you angry and mostly revolves around decisions regarding their very own phallus.
Although it is not recommended to argue with a Phallus Hoarder, its easier to take solace in knowing that they are usually either wrong, or just trying to make you angry and mostly revolves around decisions regarding their very own phallus.
Example 1:
Girl: Man I love my shih-tzu
Danny: He's Ugly and I think we should eat it.
Girl: What?! NO! Why would you eat my Shih Tzu?
Danny: Survival of the fittest, they should bow to my superiority!
Guy: *sigh* Danny you're such a Phallus Hoarder.
Example 2:
Randy: My dick is bigger than yours by ALL NECESSARY AND UNNECESSARY MEANS.
Guy: I didn't ask...
Randy: I know you didn't, but if I dont tell you then I risk the loss of one of my cock-corks
Guy: oh! you should've told me that you became a Phallus Hoarder.
Girl: Man I love my shih-tzu
Danny: He's Ugly and I think we should eat it.
Girl: What?! NO! Why would you eat my Shih Tzu?
Danny: Survival of the fittest, they should bow to my superiority!
Guy: *sigh* Danny you're such a Phallus Hoarder.
Example 2:
Randy: My dick is bigger than yours by ALL NECESSARY AND UNNECESSARY MEANS.
Guy: I didn't ask...
Randy: I know you didn't, but if I dont tell you then I risk the loss of one of my cock-corks
Guy: oh! you should've told me that you became a Phallus Hoarder.
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