hillbilly beer

A warm beer.

Guy #1: Hey get me a beer.
Guy #2: Sorry man, no cold ones looks like you got to take a hillbilly beer.

by Billy of the Hills April 18, 2016

Hillbilly Bidet

Sometimes when you take a crap at home, you realize one of two things; 1: there is no toilet paper to be found and no one to get it for you or 2: your crap was so disgusting that toilet paper will be no match for it at all. A "Hillbilly Bidet" is when you forsake the use of toilet paper altogether, get up off the toilet and proceed straight to the shower to clean yourself off.

Dude, I got such ridiculous food poisoning that I didn't even attempt to wipe...just went straight to the shower for a hillbilly bidet.

by Poop Geyser June 28, 2011

Hillbilly Knee

Body part used to navigate a motor vehicle with while changing radio station or conduction an imaginary orchestra.

" I use this har hillbilly knee to drives to the licker store for my's beverages".

by Hillbilly Wannabe December 30, 2008

fat hillbilly

Man who is severely overweight and is missing part of his front tooth. Usually jobless and has an Obama phone.

The fat hillbilly got owned by the tiny fat man.

by Yankees10407 May 19, 2016

Hillbilly lipstick

Hillbilly lipstick hot sauce

These ribs need more hillbilly lipstick!!

by Dirtyharry June 28, 2021

Hillbilly Toothpaste

Peppermint Schnapps. Hillbillies can't brush what's left of their teeth so a quick rinse with the peppermint schnapps does the trick.

Cletus got ready for his date by drinking 3 shots of Hillbilly Toothpaste.

by JMCComedy November 23, 2020

hillbilly punch

a drink where people put every thing from turpinten to vodka and every thing in between and mix it together ussually results in hospital visits.

damn man that hillbilly punch hit me hard

by paco de ponzone November 17, 2017