The phenomena of conflicting family relationship statuses where childbirth through incest turns a family tree into a family spiderweb.
According to hillbilly mathematics, a man who bears a child with his mother becomes his own father, the child becomes the man's brother, and the man's father then becomes his step brother.
by Chain Furious April 4, 2025
Get the Hillbilly Mathematicsmug. Another name for the seasoned salt franchise restaurants and dive bars sprinkle on their crappy potato products.
by mrgoodjob July 31, 2011
Get the Hillbilly saltmug. A person who thinks covid19 is a hoax and attempts to get America to open by treating essential workers like trash.
A Freedom Hillbilly came into work today, and after finding out our dining room wasn’t open yet lost his shit and said he’d take his business elsewhere.
by Astronaut Helmet May 13, 2020
Get the Freedom Hillbillymug. A Hillbilly Condo is run by those that want to have fun, right now, right here. Don’t worry about the rules…you can out drink them.
A hillbilly condo meeting has lots of yelling, a few “take it out to the parking lot” phrases, and the police being called to break it up.
by GloriousRoseBud January 21, 2025
Get the hillbilly condomug. by JackB. Nimble May 10, 2021
Get the Hillbilly shitmug. a place where one stores food and beverages during below-freezing temperatures; typically a porch, balcony, patio, or deck
by blaghblagh4 February 19, 2015
Get the hillbilly fridgemug.