Many men envy this elusive type of chub (erection). While attaining a 1/2 or even 3/4 chub is a well respected achievement, the Harry Potter Chub is a holy grail in the eyes of a man. The reference to Harry Potter is a nod to the Platform 9 and 3/4 as initially seen in the book. Such an erection, thus, goes beyond the normal realm of chubs. When a man surpasses the half chub with ease, a Harry Potter Chub is likely to arouse, while mysteriously skipping past all numbers in between.
To attain such a desirable chub, a man is usually subject to seeing an extremely attractive woman and/or objects such as HBT, jeeps, beer, colorado, sandwiches etc. This certain chub can cause pants to tighten and young children to scream. Use caution.
Also known as the HP chub or the Ron Jeremy Chub (RJ chub), who subsequently has a 9 and 3/4 inch penis at full girth. It's not a coincidence.
To attain such a desirable chub, a man is usually subject to seeing an extremely attractive woman and/or objects such as HBT, jeeps, beer, colorado, sandwiches etc. This certain chub can cause pants to tighten and young children to scream. Use caution.
Also known as the HP chub or the Ron Jeremy Chub (RJ chub), who subsequently has a 9 and 3/4 inch penis at full girth. It's not a coincidence.
Mike: Hey have you seen any hotties lately?
Jeff: Yeah, there was this really hot chick in my accounting class. She was giving me a solid Harry Potter Chub.
Mike: Skeet skeet!
Jeff: Why are both our dicks so big, Mike?
Mike: We have been blessed by Hagrid!
Jeff: Yeah, there was this really hot chick in my accounting class. She was giving me a solid Harry Potter Chub.
Mike: Skeet skeet!
Jeff: Why are both our dicks so big, Mike?
Mike: We have been blessed by Hagrid!
by pudslapp48 November 03, 2010
The book and movie series of our generation. We've grown up with Harry Potter and for the last movie (in two parts) to come out when we're all in college pretty much means it's the end of childhood.
*Title cards from the Deathly Hallows Trailer*
"The Finale of the Worldwide Phenomenon"
"The Motion Picture Event of a Generation"
Me: What will I have to look forward to after this?! *sigh* The end of Harry Potter is the end of childhood.
"The Finale of the Worldwide Phenomenon"
"The Motion Picture Event of a Generation"
Me: What will I have to look forward to after this?! *sigh* The end of Harry Potter is the end of childhood.
by portsideredhawk December 19, 2010
To cast a spell upon someone.
A nerdy guy, but he frustrates a lot with himself.
A totally popular made-up celebrity by J.K. Rowlings.
A way to censor curse words.
A synonom for Jesus, but Harry Potter is a very unpopular word to use to describe Jesus, but is a common word to use to describe dicks.
Brother to Moby Dick.
Son of Garfield.
You can replace adjectives that mean the same as: fugly, ugly, fucked, disaster, tornado, in bed, ron weasly, with Harry Potter.
**NOT DEFINITION** Of course, this definition is very true, but it is so ancient that barely anyone uses it anymore, except maybe for a few who remember it by their ancestors passing it down to them from generation to generation.
A nerdy guy, but he frustrates a lot with himself.
A totally popular made-up celebrity by J.K. Rowlings.
A way to censor curse words.
A synonom for Jesus, but Harry Potter is a very unpopular word to use to describe Jesus, but is a common word to use to describe dicks.
Brother to Moby Dick.
Son of Garfield.
You can replace adjectives that mean the same as: fugly, ugly, fucked, disaster, tornado, in bed, ron weasly, with Harry Potter.
**NOT DEFINITION** Of course, this definition is very true, but it is so ancient that barely anyone uses it anymore, except maybe for a few who remember it by their ancestors passing it down to them from generation to generation.
I'm going to Harry Potter your ass!
Harry Potter!
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Girl: You look like Harry Potter.
Boy: You smell like Harry Potter.
Girl2: -lick- You taste like Harry Potter.
You: What?
Boy2: And you sound like one too~!
IMA HARRY YOUE POTTER ASS!!
Harry Potter!
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Girl: You look like Harry Potter.
Boy: You smell like Harry Potter.
Girl2: -lick- You taste like Harry Potter.
You: What?
Boy2: And you sound like one too~!
IMA HARRY YOUE POTTER ASS!!
by LibelluleLucy December 12, 2010
Obsessed fan no. 1: I can't wait for the last movie! This series made my life, I swear!
Obsessed fan no. 2: Imagine; a world with the world of Harry Potter...Hey, do have any Redvines left?
Obsessed fan no. 2: Imagine; a world with the world of Harry Potter...Hey, do have any Redvines left?
by Jiggelypuff June 15, 2011
The best books in the whole world. I am one of the most obsessed fans out there and I can tell you this book is nothing like Lord of the Rings! They have two completely different plots.
Twi-hards complain Harry Potter has no love. The central theme is love! Not the teenage love, which isn't real but the kind of sacrificing yourself to create a better world for your kid, or protecting someone, but there is also the romantic type such as the complex relationship between Ron and Hermione.
People who dis the books haven't even read them.
Harry Potter has strong female characters and realistic characters.
Despite being magical, you can actually relate to these charaters because they have both good and bad sides, and the complexity of Snape is more interesting, intense, and developed, than many book series all together.
Twi-hards complain Harry Potter has no love. The central theme is love! Not the teenage love, which isn't real but the kind of sacrificing yourself to create a better world for your kid, or protecting someone, but there is also the romantic type such as the complex relationship between Ron and Hermione.
People who dis the books haven't even read them.
Harry Potter has strong female characters and realistic characters.
Despite being magical, you can actually relate to these charaters because they have both good and bad sides, and the complexity of Snape is more interesting, intense, and developed, than many book series all together.
Harry Potter is such an awesome book!
by Airbender234 July 03, 2011
most amazing movies ever made
some G kids with wands fighting this voldemort
voldemort is a bastard
ron is sexy
some G kids with wands fighting this voldemort
voldemort is a bastard
ron is sexy
by bxzcdyukjsol July 22, 2011
a gangbang is a gangbang made up of 7 men and one woman. this isn't a gangbang in the traditional sense but rather one where the men take it in turns, one at a time. the order in which the men take their turn is done vaguely by penis size (the two compulsory positions are shortest first and longest fifth). these sorts of gangbangs are normally characterised by the female component getting tired after the fourth guy and the seventh guy verging on impotence. also the sixth should make her cry.
Guy1: wanna be part of my weekly gangbang?
Guy2: what kind of gangbang?
Guy1: it's gonna be a harry potter gangbang?
Guy2: No way. they take ages. plus aren't you getting a bit old for that shit.
Guy2: what kind of gangbang?
Guy1: it's gonna be a harry potter gangbang?
Guy2: No way. they take ages. plus aren't you getting a bit old for that shit.
by JCB123 July 21, 2010