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Hamilton Kid

The kid who went to the Hamilton Township schools (Southeastern Columbus). You either ended up fulfilling your goals that they shoved down your throat since you were in intermediate school or you completely fell off the map.

This school was known for having a TON of military kids/family and being in the news or local gossip for some CRAZY stuff, such as when the high school superintendent got caught with crack and everyone knows about what happened with the band director.
When school started back up, you dreaded the band playing on full blast at 7 o clock in the morning and having your classes close together was a blessing unless you wanted to reach your goal of 10,000 steps a day. nobody knows why they wanted us to have lunch at 11am. At some point you thought green and gold was an ugly color combination. You know at least one person that rang the bell in the courtyard and got in trouble for it. You don't know how to explain to someone that you're surrounded by cornfields but can see the downtown skyline from the library. and you really miss either the breakfast pizza or those dry ass spicy chicken sandwiches.
"where did you go to school?"
"oh I was a Hamilton kid."
typical responses
1.) "where's that at?"
2.) "how are you not institutionalized"
3.) " oh yeah, I heard about your band director, superintendent, principal, science teacher, etc etc etc"
by AlhareHopkins April 28, 2024
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Oliver Hamilton Neale

Sexy as fuck, has a humongous cock and is a monster in bed.
Oliver Hamilton Neale has a cock thats bigger than your mouth.
by CHEESEYBURGERBOI February 4, 2022
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Hamilton

The most shit city in new Zealand

Everybody hates Hamilton including the people that live there
(Random guy outside countdown)"Only dumb cunts like Hamilton"
by Paddy gower April 21, 2020
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grant hamilton

Biggest mong to be born in Scotland. The type of jakeball that still lives with his mum and has toes like Richmond sausages.
Dinny be a huge mong like that grant hamilton.
by The lord ofwords September 20, 2020
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Hamilton high school

Think Alabama but in west Michigan
Hamilton high school is where they fuck their cousins
by Cumaater69 October 26, 2020
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Alexander Hamilton

A bastard orphan son of a whore who doesnt throw away his shot. He met 4 friends his first friend was Aaron Burr, the damn fool who shot him. Alexander was the 10 dollar founding father without a father. Alexander cheated on Eliza Schyler cause he wanted pussy still. Then his son died then he died. Lol
Alexander Hamilton: bbg i cant leave. Eliza Schyler: ok pookie bye i trust you. Maria Renyolds: ok pookie bbg give me smex. Alexander Hamilton: ok
by Babagrillwuas October 19, 2023
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addison hamilton-lucas

addison hamilton-lucas is and amazing person she is kind and caring with everything she dose is is a beautiful person on the in and out you will want to be her friend from the first time you meet her
''you and amazing person addison hamilton-lucas can we be friends ''
by guttermen September 21, 2021
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