The action used by a persistant male stalker or squaddie to corner his prey into some sort of sexual intercourse. A "subtle" hand action typically used on the upper arm or leg, can sometimes involve an uncomfortable squeeze accompanied by a creepy smile.
"she was cornered by a paedo grip, no way could she escape after that"
"that squaddie loves to use his paedo grip on unsuspecting victims next he'll try to play skeetball"
"that squaddie loves to use his paedo grip on unsuspecting victims next he'll try to play skeetball"
by the truth part 2!! August 8, 2009
Get the paedo gripmug. by B-dette April 14, 2007
Get the catch a gripmug. A simple test of strength that sometimes occurs when two alpha males shake eachother's hands for the first time. The process includes squeezing as hard as you can until one person gives up.
by Teh_Guy November 15, 2010
Get the Grip Checkmug. teen sonothung albeit confident in his mastery of self stimulation despite several obvious shortcomings.
If your finger can touch your thumb your girth is below average
If your finger can touch your thumb your girth is below average
Although yearning for escalation from all his fuck-homework a grip master will have neither handies nor pussy and the only oral activities he'll get will be laughter at his hard diminutive penis, but he's always down to fap especially encoregasm
how's your cock grip masterb8r?
With grip master aspirations jizzing a dozen a day he misrecognized his penis fell short of the average penis length (5) for six months into puberty which is well short of average penis length (7).
More laughable still he could tuck two knuckles gripping nowhere near the average girth (5).
how's your cock grip masterb8r?
With grip master aspirations jizzing a dozen a day he misrecognized his penis fell short of the average penis length (5) for six months into puberty which is well short of average penis length (7).
More laughable still he could tuck two knuckles gripping nowhere near the average girth (5).
by heatHerize January 14, 2013
Get the Grip mastermug. 
When the male genitalia is gripped by a hand moving in an octopus-like motion with all five fingers.
This is common practice when the male is not yet erect as it is an effective method of stimulation.
NOTE: Not to be confused with the more portable Squid Grip which is only performed with three fingers (thumb, pointer, middle).
This is common practice when the male is not yet erect as it is an effective method of stimulation.
NOTE: Not to be confused with the more portable Squid Grip which is only performed with three fingers (thumb, pointer, middle).
Guy 1: "Yo dawg, have you heard of octopus grip?"
Guy 2: "I was havin' a hard time getting it up so my girl performed that on me last week, niggah!"
Guy 2: "I was havin' a hard time getting it up so my girl performed that on me last week, niggah!"
by ax about me December 24, 2010
Get the Octopus Gripmug. by Your life, your struth. May 30, 2023
Get the Gripping Nellymug.