Greengate

A non-existent meet-up-place that one is sent to if he/she is not liked. (ie: a fake address)

"Would you like to go on a date with me?"
"Yeh, sure, lets meet at the Greengate."

by BEIBNE April 20, 2009

greengasm

The warm and fuzzy feeling one gets after becoming ecologically enlightened; usually induced by listening to a ruddy south-westerner talk about off-the-grid construction, having an Australian permaculturist walking you through a food forest, or watching a Discovery Channel film about nature.

This is usually coupled with a gereric environmental-personal-responsibility lecture on the come-down when given by ecologically inclined scientists, often mistaken for global warming rhetoric by the less educated.

"I just had a greengasm after learning how to build an earthship from Dennis Weaver! It was great until he made me think about global warming..."

"That Audi commercial is like green-rape; I think I had a dirty greengasm after watching it. I have to go shower now."

"Geoff Lawton gave me multiple greengasms. I can't wait to watch that one again!"

by DeadJack March 20, 2010

Greengoe

One who is or has become a "fan" of DC Comics Green Lantern series simply because they thought the movie was cool. Poozers.

DUDE THE NEW GREEN LANTERN MOVIE WAS FUKCING AWESOME IM SO GLAD IM A FAN NOW!!
Fuck you Greengoe.

by saintwalker7 May 17, 2011

grangar

The shorter name given to 'grammar anger'. A feeling of intense anger at the misuse of grammar.

Joe "I like steak to much!"
George "It's 'too' much.'"
Joe "Wow! Grammar police!"
George "Sorry man, I've really got the grangar tonight."

by grammarpolice March 16, 2012

grang'd

A new form of intoxication (similar to getting high or drunk). Those who have experienced it describe it as being akin to "Snorting the universe, then shoving it up your ass whilst smoking it." One's perception is heightened whilst grang'd and claims have been made that one can experience things happening elsewhere in the world whilst grang'd (this has yet to be confirmed).

Dude, I don't care, I'm grang'd! I can see everything!

by Marxist_iguana October 16, 2013

grangranjoyce

Old ass lady who is bomb as fuck, probably gone to prison, middle name is Brooke.

Hey girl who dat?
Aye yo dat GranGranJoyce

by Grangranjoyce October 13, 2015

greegan

A goblin-like creature often found in the mud or bracken acting foolishly. Prances around and speaks in either gutteral undertones or soaring croaks. Very dirty.

"You are a greegan"
"Get out from under that car. You're being a greegan"
"No greegans allowed. Go back to the greig."

by greigrogan September 11, 2016