Gooch snooch

A smoothie made from sweaty T. rex jizz, that instantly cools when it hits the back side of your ass after a woolly mammoth rides you to your Eskimo cousins house ;)

*Sid the sloth* “where’d manny go” ?
*Manny the mammoth* “hey Sid wanna smoothie.”
*sid* “yes daddyyyyyy!”
*Manny* “thicc or smooth?
Sid neither, I want dat gooch snooch!
Manny heeeeeeel yes

by Thehackiasack69690 April 18, 2019

Trench Gooch

Like trench foot, but for your gooch if you're wading around waist deep in trench water

"Oh man, catch a whiff of my trench gooch!"

by bowsersgoochcrust January 11, 2021

Gooch-Off

The liquid excreted from your ass that accumulates and flows down your gooch.

Damn, that gooch-off was tasty as hell.

by tommyboy69420 March 9, 2021

Soupy Gooch

What happens when he “forgot to pull out.”

I gave her (or him) a soupy gooch last night.

by TannerTheAlphaGay February 1, 2019

Gooch delivery

When a ball is passed backwards through someones legs in sport. Commonly seen in American football and Rugby

Billy got tackled but off loaded the ball through a quick gooch delivery

by Prof McJerkson March 14, 2007

Gooch Pooch

When one’s gooch is fat. A chubby gooch area.

She likes to suck my balls and lick my gooch pooch.

My gooch pooch is all sweaty.

My gooch pooch smells like assballz.

by Eaton Holgoode January 31, 2018

gooch gobbler

a person that loves to suck between the asshole and the ball sack of a black man

nahim was being such a gooch gobbler with that black man in the bathroom

by Hawaiian Joe November 19, 2006