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goalie mask

"When Gordo passed out after his 15th Molson, Maurice gave him a goalie mask."
by ThePhantomGoaltender October 20, 2013
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hole goalie

"Katie used to be my best friend, but I totally hate that jealous bitch ever since she got in the way of me hooking-up with Todd. She knew I liked him, but couldn't keep her hands off him when we were at the bar last month. She is such a hole goalie."
by Chris Fritzen January 10, 2008
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Pink Feed Goals

Acronym PFG

It is a term used to describe your Instagram feed when it’s Pink and Goals.

It can be used to describe anything pink. E.g. pink furniture, pink walls, pink skies, pink clothing.
Omg that shirt is pink feed goals, so #PFG!
by whatsPFG November 4, 2019
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goaltending

(n.) variation of rebounding where, rather than wait for a relationship to end, the third party intercepts one of the involved individuals for the purposes of hooking up or starting a new relationship. Often leads to the end of the original relationship.

The act may be in violation of one or more of the man/woman codes, but has the capacity to result in the third party getting away with it, for his/her own benefit.
She wasn't happy in her marriage and the guy was a total tool. It may have been goaltending, but everyone won. Except for Steve... but f*** that guy.
by lfcNo9 September 3, 2010
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Friendship goals

Usually two people that are inseparable, tolerate each other's crazy lives, deal with their emotions whether happy or sad, would go to the ends of the earth to make sure their friend is happy, and other people are usually jealous of their unbreakable bond
Those girls are friendship goals because they can always count on each other no matter what.
by Saaaaavvvvvvv July 11, 2015
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snow the goalie

to pull out and blow your load all over the chick's crotchular region (aka "the crease")
No I don't have a condom, but I promise to pull out and snow the goalie instead of finishing up inside.

She pissed me off so I snowed the goalie and left.

My mom walked in while I was pounding it and I snowed my own goalie.
by mehoff15 November 2, 2009
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Goalfriend

A person who helps, motivates, supports and pushes you to move towards your personal and business goals with zeal.
Amanda has been a real Goalfriend to me; she has helped me find out who Pookie was messing with on IG by signing up as a fake hair page of several of his IG crushes!

The Model Mom has been a real Goalfriend to me, she has helped me write out my SWOT analysis for my business and has checked in to make sure I am moving forward in my business and personal goals!
by Model Mom September 15, 2018
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