Glitter-Balling

When a female is using their toes to juggle a man's nuts while caressing their face with a pillow.

"Man, I was just reading a book the other day, and this bitch started glitter-balling me in the middle of class!"

"Damn, dude. I think you might want to rethink your game plan, homie."

by Glitter-Balla-Holic March 14, 2010

gutter head

Someone who always has their head in the gutter but instead of saying 'get your head out of the gutter' you go for the shorter and more catchy 'gutter head'

Jill stop being such a gutter head!

by crazy munchkin April 26, 2010

Glitter Dick Disorder

A recently formed STD caused by the grinding of two people (of opposite gender). This occurs through something so called “grinding” or “dirty dancing” at a formal event or dance. It can leave glitter in the genitalia region (the amount depends on intensity). Some symptoms that can result from “grinding” can include soreness and in rare cases - busting a nut.

Michael... has Glitter Dick Disorder

by Bennnndover October 23, 2019

Glitter Lung

Contracting a upper respitory infection from inhaling various body accutrements slathered on strippers after visiting a strip club.

I woke up with a sore throat; I must have gotten glitter lung last night from Kristal at the club.

by niparpapjs January 15, 2006

Glitter Tits

One of the best attractions at Manville. Sometimes a stripper crazy cheerleader. An expert in "girly lady tricks."

Does that glitter tits need a ride?

by That Old Guy February 4, 2010

Glitterfaced

Adjective Describes an extremely intoxicated night at a gentlemen's club while indulging in multiple lap dances. The event is typically induced by pay days, bonuses and special events such as birthdays and bachelor parties, but not limited to these events. Over tipping and shiny mammary residue on ones face is an unfortunate side effect for those involved. Moreover, 9 out of 10 people suffering from Glitterfaced wake up with no money and ATM receipts for unaffordable amounts.

It was pay day and Pete couldn't wait to go to the Silver Slipper Strip Club to get Glitterfaced.

While getting Glitterfaced, Pete motorboated $500 of his childs college fund away.

by kennypowers55 February 12, 2010

Glittery Pink Unicorn

While performing sexual intercourse, inside a girl's anus, you quickly jump onto her shoulders, place your genetalia on top of her cranium, and allow your sperm to evacuate your penis into the night sky.

#1.) so i was fuckin this bitch in the ass and before i was about to jizz i jumped all up on her shoulders and slapped my wang on her head and performed a flawless glittery pink unicorn. . .it felt reaall nice
#2.) My cunt mother was real upset when, while performing anal intercourse with her, i flew up onto her shoulder and performed a glittery pink unicorn with perfect form.
#3.) titties!

by usedQtip April 20, 2011