Gored

The result of being force fed Global Warming, while the world experiences historically low temperatures. See "Taken advantage of" and "Revoke Freedoms"

Erin sold her snowblower last year, after a few years of little to no use. Little did she know that she was Gored in the winter of 2008.

by Ascoda March 13, 2008

Gorean

Humans that choose WILLINGLY to follow the philosophy of the lifestyle as described in the novels written by John Norman. Being gorean does NOT mean being into BDSM. The best way to describe the acts of Goreans when it comes to relating to other human beings is natural order. Males dominate and women submit. Following a gorean lifestyle is to be honorable, trustworthy and honest.

They are gorean and relate to eachother naturally on a level that is all but lost in modern society.

by la kajira August 10, 2007

gores my ox

Pissed of. Irked. To be irritated beyond belief. Shocked.

She really gores my ox. Well, if that doesn't gore her ox, I don't know what will.

by GeeBird January 26, 2007

petit goret

A little piglet from Quebec. Le Petit Goret is often eaten for suppers by Joe on the weekends. As opposed to la grande goret, which often wakes up beside la difference on the weekends.
handy enjoys carving le petit goret at pots lucks.

"Hey, Chrissss whats you have for supper this weekends? I had le petit goret, after I pounds la grande goret all weekends!"

by Gary Turner December 14, 2004

goreon

From out of the yap of Al Gore, moron, jackass

In his words, I created the internet

by twin2 May 13, 2005

Horn of the ox that gored him

Hair of the dog that bit him.
Next morning alcohol to alleviate hangover symptoms

He was bellied up to the bar at 9 a.m. for a "horn of the ox that gored him".

by Big D-41 November 8, 2008

gorenography

Any movies, shows, stories, comics, art, and any other printable, or recordable material, commonly of the horror genre, that tailors to extreme violence, gore, and mutilation.

"She's been on a Nightmare on Elm St. marathon lately, though I couldn't watch that much gorenography without developing some disturbing problems."

Movies: Hostel, Friday the 13th

Books: It by Steven King, Terry Goodkind's Sword of Truth series is quite explicit also

Music: Gwar, Cradle of Filth

Comics: Vault of Horror, some stories in Heavy Metal tend to be blood and guts and not much else

by Mr Crisper May 15, 2011