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JIZZY GLIZZY

A no no dirty position that is only for the iron willed, where you lay down and ur female partner gets a toothpick and sticks it in the Métis and sits on it leading to a very painful experience that pays back in a very pleasing manner usually used in the back of a BJ’s family restroom (also called the Bhutanese dragon chimney if you are in Asia)
My girl gave me the best JIZZY GLIZZY in my life and now I have 18 african kids (I’m white)
by Wkdmsm February 23, 2024
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Glizzy

Originally a term used since the 1950s in Australia for hot dogs or sausages. Was then used in late 90s and early 2000s by rappers to refer to a glock pistol due to artists hearing the word in Australia.
You wanna pass me nother glizzy mate?

Sure, I got plenty to go round
by Dani Khaos March 11, 2022
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High Glizzy

by Higher Glizz February 8, 2022
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Jungle Glizzy

Gorilla dick or a dick resembling that of a gorilla's.
"You see that dude in the showers?"
"Dude had a Jungle Glizzy"
by ICantStopShittin April 18, 2022
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glizzy ganker

The occurence of which a blade is inserted to penetrate skin, which then the wound is fucked by inserting the glizzy (nickname for hot dog, glock, or in this case, the dick/penis) into said wound.
I gave Susie the good ol' glizzy ganker a few days ago.
by TiddyTaster July 1, 2022
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Glizzy Lizard

A person who enjoys fake comedy, supporting and laughing at it for the sake of laughing and because others are doing it.
1 "All that guy does is scroll through TikTok and laugh at random garbage"
2 "Yeah, he's such a glizzy lizard"
by PrettyMuchBro June 15, 2021
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Glizzy blizzy

A slang term for a woman giving head and getting cummed in the face. What makes it different from a normal glizzy, is doing it during a blizzard. Hence, a glizzy blizzy.
Oh hey there bud, this girl was fucking insane and gave me a mad glizzy blizzy out in the blistering cold, eh.
by Tuvanun_31 February 14, 2024
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