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Glass-of-Water-Theory

The Glass of Water Theory is a recommendation that when someone asks you for something you want, just say yes. Do not feel uncomfortable responding "yes" to an offer. This is referred to as the Glass of Water Theory because of the common debacle many of us find ourselves in. When entering a home if someone asks you if you want a glass of water, say yes, otherwise you don't get the water - and they don't think you are being extra polite either.
"Jake's mom offered to pay for dinner. I feel bad letting her, but the Glass-of-Water-Theory states i should just allow her. Now i get a free dinner!" :)
by Jacob Blintz February 18, 2011
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Glass Cannon

A build of an Amazon in Diablo II, which has low life and defense but makes up in the fields of insane damage and speed with a bow.
You basically stack Dex instead of Vit, and instant damage.
Your goal is usually a 7 frame attack.
Fred: Woah, did you see Bill's new Glass Cannon? That mother fucker owned all the little hoes in that pub game!
John: He stole my gold :(
Fred: Shut up John, you little bitch.
by DaysOfDeath October 18, 2008
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glass-wipe

when a person wipes his or her ass with a shard of glass thinking it's paper.
Ohhh man that was relieving...now let me just...oh shit. Omg why is my ass bleeding! Holy shit what did I just do? Aww man get me to a hospital I just glass-wiped myself.
by Silver K June 1, 2009
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glass bottle beeramid

Exactly what it sounds like...a glass bottle beeramid
by cj86 December 14, 2010
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glass bottom boat

when you put plastic rap over your face and have someone shit all over your plastic covered head.
I sure could go for a good glass bottom boat right about now.
by Ross and Chiu May 13, 2005
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Glass Pipe

Igniting a lighter under a man's balls while giving him a blow job.
She singed a few ball hairs last night while she was giving me a glass pipe.
by Marshall1090 February 5, 2015
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GLASS HARMONICA

what kind of sad weirdo looks this up for fun. by the way itis a musical instrument.
by gandal June 9, 2003
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