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Mr. Freeze

Whilst receiving head in an automobile, in subzero temperature, instead of letting her swallow, you finish on her face and make her walk home
Subject 1: “I gave that bitch the Mr. Freeze and my kids froze on her face”
Subject 2: “Nice”
by Gigi Mani November 21, 2021
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Mr. Freeze

If you live somewhere that gets below freezing and a guy busts his load on the girls face and then holds her out the window until the load freezes to her face. Then screaming in an Arnold Schwarzenengger voice, "Mr. Freeze!"
Last night my girl was giving me road head and I was finally able to do the Mr. Freeze to her!
by superstepdaddy January 20, 2025
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Freezing Spray

The act of ejaculating into your own hand ,while being intimate with a woman, and putting it in front of the air conditioner to cool it down then throw it at her face.
Alech, Ryan and Josh talked about how they gave their wives the Freezing Spray last night and how much the wives enjoyed the cooking sensation.
by Onlefor May 29, 2023
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Australian Brain Freeze

The "Australian Brain Freeze" is the sex act of putting an ice cube in a vagina. It's named after Australia because Australia is known as the land down under.
My girlfriend's asked me to do the Australian Brain Freeze for her last night. It was horrible.
by BubblesØ6 May 22, 2024
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Latart Freeze

When you attempt to friend your French softball teammate on Facebook, and she accepts all of your buddy's requests, but ignores yours.
Wow. You just got the Latart Freeze
by bryguy33 May 16, 2019
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Freeze cleaning

Freeze cleaning is an ancient form of cleaning brought forth by the Mayans, who learned it from Martian taskmasters.

The Martians, who had advanced technology, used freeze cleaning to dust peripheral computer equipment and also their clothing. Due to the unique fibres which composed their clothing articles, freeze cleaning was the only viable method to clean their clothes without damage.

Spanish conquistadors learned of this technique while decimating the Mayan population, and banished it due to its "unholy" qualities.

Before the freeze cleaning hut was destroyed, a few rogue cleaning elders transcribed the process onto cave walls. This was discovered in the 20th century by explorer Huron Livingston, who advocated for its use on a wide scale.

Unfortunately, companies such as Tide and All paid up to the right congresspeople to block the patent. Freeze cleaning remains largely a myth, but those who employ its use are generally exalted as wise sages of human beings.
"I freeze cleaned my keyboard to remove the dust."

"I freeze cleaned my jeans."

"Freeze cleaning is a great method for removing dust."
by Johnathon_Meyers August 2, 2012
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Traumatic Freeze Up

When you freeze up in a defining moment and the effects are then traumatizing in the years to follow.
Dawg I was finally boutta clap and make her my wife but I got so nervous I froze, and when you’re a grower not a shower that shit is a traumatic freeze up
by The Hendonation July 6, 2020
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