The equivalent of getting sixty 100s on math where your average goes from 88.98 to 90, but get one 0 and the average turns to 23. Also shit country.
WW1: Absolutely kicking German ass on the Western front; no credit
WW2: Gets invaded easily due to many internal problems and eventually fighting off the nazis; bullied for eternity.
The country and food are beautiful, the people aren’t.
WW1: Absolutely kicking German ass on the Western front; no credit
WW2: Gets invaded easily due to many internal problems and eventually fighting off the nazis; bullied for eternity.
The country and food are beautiful, the people aren’t.
by weird eye the science guy March 3, 2019

by Your Local FBI agent May 23, 2021

Dark. Edgy. Brutal and cruel. Will freeze the sun and cover the earth in darkness. Lock your doors. Turn around. He is behind you.
But he's also very sweet and cool and amazing if you get to know him.
But he's also very sweet and cool and amazing if you get to know him.
by Gumchew July 14, 2021

A : Yo what was the country that got invaded in just a month?
B : Oh yeah lmao France fricking amateurs
B : Oh yeah lmao France fricking amateurs
by Your mom gae deeznuts usucc September 6, 2021

A quiet, reserved person, possibly, well most definitely lesbian. She swears to her friends that she isn't but secretly is.
by facedelf33452 October 1, 2021

I went to France just to see Paris, until realizing the not only Paris but the entirety of the country is just one hellhole.
by Montemountainmontana December 26, 2022
