Foster

Being bailed on, bailer. Making plans with zero intentions of following through.

“Hey Danny did she foster you again”

Man I really needed help this weekend but dan pulled a “foster”

by Pedy rabbit February 13, 2020

Fornerous

If you’re embarrassed and mad about it.

Person 1: Hey why didn’t Jared come to school today?

Person 2: He spilled yogurt on himself yesterday, remember? He’s too fornerous.

by DeadManDeadManWhereDidYouGo? February 15, 2021

Foster wife

A girlfriend that you spend time with but don’t have sex with.

Went to the beach with my foster wife and her kids on the weekend

by MrRm August 16, 2021

Forberism

A friendless know it all incorrect Google user that often trolls internet user’s with false information that is nothing like reality!

“Man, you should’ve seen this argument on the FB group last night! The subject was the Balkan war, this Forberism thinks the Balkan’s are islands near Argentina! He can’t even google a map, vintage Forberism!” Lol

by Sausage Rollski September 22, 2022

doodle farter

someone that is lazy as shit, who acts like they're doing something but are really doing nothing.

ashley you're such a twat waffle stop being a doodle farter.

by Jessica A. P. March 30, 2009

Fifteen footer

The sighting of an assumed attractive person, only to be extremely shocked by the horrid appearance after being only fifteen feet away.

"Hey girl whats goin on- OH GOD NEVER MIND!"

We gotta fifteen footer closing in. Sheild your eyes!

by autumneffect August 23, 2011

Text forgery

When someone texts another person pretending to be you, regardless of who's phone it is.

Jenny used text forgery to be Tom and sent the text to his dad.

by Honestlyno August 22, 2014