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Flossing

The action of swinging your arms across your hips alternating between your front and back. Now it is only used by companies trying to appeal to the new generation.
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Pets Alive: iNtRoDuCiNg FiFi ThE fLoSsInG sLoTh!!!!
by The7Guy August 18, 2020
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Flossing

When a man jerks off and inserts a dildo into his anis for sexual pleasure.
Kyle: “Yo, Broseph! What you doin tonight?”

Anthony: “I’m gonna be flossing all night.”
by Unichrome January 20, 2018
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Flossed

When sniper breaks your ankles like a lil b in Rocket League!
by Rogue_1 July 16, 2021
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Flossing the Beavers

The act of stacking two females on top of each other so their beavers, when aligned properly, form a seal similar to the gap between teeth, allowing just enough room for a penis to fit between them and perform a flossing action.
Brian: "So what'd you do this weekend?"
Cody: "I invited that new girl Sarah over to for dinner with Katie and me. One thing led to another and I ended up flossing the beavers."
by Tyrone Watson February 13, 2018
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Boardwalk floss

When someone takes all of the hair from under a boardwalk and uses it to floss like some fucking monster.
Hey Steve, you look wretched. Did you use the boardwalk floss or something?
by Plynut May 20, 2022
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Forbidden floss

When eating out a girl, one of her pubic hairs goes into your mouth, supplying you with natural floss
"I had something stuck in my teeth, so my girlfriend let me dig for some forbidden floss"
by Panda723 December 15, 2022
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Bed Floss

pubes in a bed, from having sex very often. Indicated the parties involved in the sex act do not care to shave.
Man, every time I go to Dylan's house and sit on his bed, I always find some bed floss!
by broseph1120 January 1, 2012
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