flabalacious

A thing that is large and/or jiggly. This word is usually used when referring to a character drawn disproportionately, or when referring to a large/jiggly body part.

“That character’s legs are so flabalacious.”

by Crabular June 10, 2024

flaccid rodent

Term of endearment

A plucky pet name for a partner or used in a heated exchange to express the frustration due to their parking , driving or general living being on planet earth.

Yes babe I will ring you back in 10 minutes,. Catch you later you flaccid rodent.

or..

You utter twatwaffle. You drive like Stevie Wonder,. what are you some sort of flaccid rodent.

by shatbuff2 October 27, 2024

Facaduous

• Having the nature of a facade
• a facade-like state of being
• Prone to putting on a facade

"His crying was just an act meant to lure us in, it was facaduous."

- Jackson. A. Charlton 2/16/2025

by Unrootedtree February 16, 2025

Flaccid Jack

A Flaccid Jack is when a male reaches orgasm but his penis is soft the whole way through.

John: Just did a Flaccid Jack to a Poison Toby video lol
Lucas: Send a pic

by DUNC3 March 1, 2025

Flaccid Rock

/flasəd räk, 'flaksəd räk/ adjective

Soft or limp song(s) that are not indicative of a band's potential to perform.

I am so tired of Flaccid Rock. "Bound for the Floor" again? How about playing "High-Fiving MF?" (Local H)
Ugh, they're playing "Nothing Else Matters" again, why can't they play "Damage, Inc?" (Metallica)
Damn, "Fly" is ok, for the love of god play "Mean Machine" or "10 Seconds Down." (Sugar Ray)

by Steve DeCicco January 24, 2026

Feacal Midas

A feacal Midas is someone who everything they touch, turns to shit.

They ruin absolutely anything they have any involvement in.

Donald Trump is fuckin' Feacal Midas, casinos, university, charity, businesses, the United fuckin' states of America. Anything he touches turns to shit.

by Fck da tangerine wankpuffin January 24, 2026

Flaccid Pattycake

When a person is doing the deed with their partner (man or woman), and they blow their load inside the anal cavity of their partner, letting it bubble out of their partner's anus while their own penis is flaccid and sitting between the two cheeks, doing the popular pattycake gestures by clapping their own hands together then smacking the butt cheeks of their partner.

My girl let me give her a flaccid pattycake last night

by Destructive Penal inspection February 4, 2026