fix my posture

shocked

something so shocking that u have the physical reaction to show it

“This comment made me fix my posture.”
“I couldn’t believe what she was saying I had to fix my posture”

by urdreamgirl August 24, 2023

fix

A term for 2 people sending hart emoji's, love you, ect. Without being in a relationship

1: Dude, i have a fix with Emily

2: Do you have the Zaza?

by BBC taker November 5, 2022

Fix

You want me to fix it? Ok.

Hym "Here's your fix: I (as the public) don't have to do your bullshit... Then, I also don't have to do THEIR bullshit... You give ne MY shit... And then you both go fuck yourselves. That's the fix. That's the only acceptable solution."

by Hym Iam June 7, 2024

Fixing the koi pond

A highly specific (possibly true) excuse for taking a very long toilet visit. Suggested use is mostly for incidents involving defecation.

"Hey guys, I'm back on stream! Sorry I was gone so long, I tried to hurry, but I was Fixing the koi pond... The pump was clogged and I had to clean it out!"

by AnonymousSynonymous April 8, 2022

fix on

The thing Mingi says before he raps, meaning focus- or pay attention- to his oncoming verse.

"Fix on!"

by xtacie July 24, 2025

fixing word

A word to replace a cuss word so you don't get the dickins.

Person 1: Sh*t that hurt.
Person 2: That's not polite use a fixing word so you don't get my miscket grabbers.

by Cool Roblox June 6, 2017

fix a ho

Slang for a woman who gets into relationships with men who admit they have big flaws but sees them as a project to work on - savior complex

He's a mess but I'm such a fix a ho that I'll date him anyway.

by Darqueace February 23, 2024