Directioner

A directioner is a person who is a fan of the boy band “one direction” they are the most craziest fandom in the world, they would do anything for the members of the boy band, they know everything about the boys another thing they do is cry about how the boy band split up if you meet a directioner then don’t mess with them because they’ll spill all they can about you and if your friends with one then be nice to them or they WILL tell everyone everything about you

Friend-“Hey do you know anything about Niall Horan?”

Directioner-“YEH I DO he was born 13th September 1993 in Mullingar in Ireland his birth time is 8:15 on a Monday morning he was part of one direction he’s also colour blind, he has natural brunette hair but he dyed it blonde when he was in the band, Do you wanna know about the rest of them??”

Friend-“No thanks, but how do you know all this?”

Directioner-“Oh I’m a directioner!”

by Tomlin.fluff on Instagram September 23, 2020

Directioner

The craziest, scariest, most obsessive and most widespread fans out there. Directioners are fans of the popular boy band, One Direction, and despite what people think, they arEN’T ONLY MADE UP OF TEENAGE GIRLS. They are really intimidating and if you mess with one, then don’t expect to think that your address, phone password and embarrassing pictures will be kept private. They can hack ANYTHING, and know everything about the bois of One Direction; their blood type, the school they went to as kids, their time of birth, the hospital they were born in, how heavy they were at birth, their penis sizes . . .
Basically the FBI in fan form

Person 1: I wanna hook up with you ;)
Person 2: I mean, I would, but my girlfriend is a directioner . . .
Person 1: yeesh, never mind, I don’t want to die

by Rowena_Ravenclaw_HP November 28, 2020

Fictionalsexual

When you only simp for fictional characters

Guy- hey can we go on a date ?
Me- no iam fictionalsexual

by Lilli.mal January 20, 2021

Directioner

Directioner is a person who is in One Direction fandom. Mostly girls, crazy but really nice. They are usually simping over one of the boys: Niall Horan,Harry Styles, Zayn Malik, Liam Payne or Louis Tomlinson.

P1: I have seen a lot of directioners on my tiktok for you page.
P2: Yea,me too.They are getting everywhere

by Gala Horan March 20, 2021

Directioner

A person born with the power to over think everything

Joe : So Louis Tomlinson wore a green jacket,,, and green is Harry Styles' colour

Joe : You know what this means ?
Will : That you are a Directioner

by fuckingonthewimdowzill February 26, 2021

Human Directional

Commercial worker who holds a sign to direct traffic to designated area.

The Human Directional stands on a corner with a sign and spins it.

by Bananalover2468 April 20, 2011

false directions

false directions are an epidemic of sorts that can occur when someone forgets a crucial point in the directions to his/her house. They can destroy friendships, party nights, drug deals, marriages etc.

Sue: Did you make that left at the signal or the stop sign?
Fred: The light... that's where you said
Sue: I said the stop sign....
Fred: you gave me false directions, god damnit.

by thatguybillmurray January 24, 2012