The Sketchy Fingers is a tall, pasty white, balding humanoid creature last scene in the Washington DC area. Other noticable physical characteristics include long yellow fingernails, a terrifying 5'oclock shadow, and rancid feet.
The Sketchy Fingers get its name from its unusual habit of rubbing its scrotum and/or asshole, then immediately sniffing its fingers. This leads to the trademark Sketchy Fingers "confused" facial expression from which it is most recognizable.
This creature has a high sexual drive and will fornicate with nearly any size and shape of human female as long as it doesn't have to use a condom. It tends to court females by impersonating an Australian doctor but will also occasionally spit its teeth, although the latter method has not been used for some time.
Its eating habits include a wide variety of late night foods, ranging from pizza to leftovers from the fridge of the female which it just had sex with. The Sketchy Fingers has no natural predators (excluding male pattern baldness) but does generally shy away from competing with the African-American male in both athletic and female courting abilities. Notable defense mechanisms include deception, stealing, and intoxication.
Most attemps at capturing the elusive Sketchy Fingers have been futile, although there is rumor that it is possible to trap it using a large Tom Brady cutout and Stroke29 masturbation cream.
The Sketchy Fingers get its name from its unusual habit of rubbing its scrotum and/or asshole, then immediately sniffing its fingers. This leads to the trademark Sketchy Fingers "confused" facial expression from which it is most recognizable.
This creature has a high sexual drive and will fornicate with nearly any size and shape of human female as long as it doesn't have to use a condom. It tends to court females by impersonating an Australian doctor but will also occasionally spit its teeth, although the latter method has not been used for some time.
Its eating habits include a wide variety of late night foods, ranging from pizza to leftovers from the fridge of the female which it just had sex with. The Sketchy Fingers has no natural predators (excluding male pattern baldness) but does generally shy away from competing with the African-American male in both athletic and female courting abilities. Notable defense mechanisms include deception, stealing, and intoxication.
Most attemps at capturing the elusive Sketchy Fingers have been futile, although there is rumor that it is possible to trap it using a large Tom Brady cutout and Stroke29 masturbation cream.
The Sketchy Fingers tricked me into buying it a Chick-Fil-A sandwich by claiming its broke its credit card. It used said card to buy a drink immediately after receiving the sandwich.
by The Douche Canoe January 18, 2013
Get the Sketchy Fingersmug. A finger that you have broken several times, so that its bumpy. Once it is in this state you then finger your significant other.
by HeatSeekingDildo March 17, 2009
Get the Gross fingermug. The art of coating ones index and middle finger with a layer of semen and subsequently inserting said fingers into a vagina/asshole.
Rob: " she has a lovely set of buns...."
Adam: " yeah! She needs a good old iced fingering to go along with them!"
Adam: " yeah! She needs a good old iced fingering to go along with them!"
by Rob mullaghy November 26, 2015
Get the Iced Fingeringmug. A finger that is knobby, large knuckled and extremely rough from dry skin and callouses. Generally an old man's hands have one or more Grain Fingers.
Roger refused to continue to allow his older male neighbor finger his bum and perform a prostate milking when he paid the old man for head. The old man's dry, calloused fingers were becoming too rough and painful. The old man's Grain Finger was starting to feel like a someone shoving a granola bar up his ass.
by Eaton Holgoode May 19, 2015
Get the Grain Fingermug. When Don Lemon shoves his hand down his pants swirls his fingers around his junk and then wipes it on your mustache
by Shadeyguy1A August 14, 2019
Get the Lemon Fingermug. Aggressively inserting one or more digits repeatedly into a vaginal canal (with permission). Upon completion one removes the digits and forms the hand into the shape of a revolver, shooting it into the air while yelling "pow, pow" and then blowing the smoke from the barrel.
Sniffing afterwards is optional, but appropriate and highly encouraged.
Sniffing afterwards is optional, but appropriate and highly encouraged.
by TheOneWhoLaughsLast January 28, 2016
Get the Finger powmug. -noun
Sexual term. A defense for unwanted anal play in which the one being probed defecates on the finger(s) of the one doing the probing.
Sexual term. A defense for unwanted anal play in which the one being probed defecates on the finger(s) of the one doing the probing.
by Mr. e stigma May 10, 2010
Get the fiber fingermug.