felixleeofficial

A girl, A simple girl, a relatable person ;)

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by minghaossoftvoiceee December 22, 2020

Felenzie

to give head to someone
to suck another’s pp

hey yo wanna pull a felenzie later at oops alley

by hotsexywater February 17, 2021

Salty Felix

The act of using a woman's cat to clean your junk after sex. It works best if you have just soaked her face and tits with a monster load of baby gravy.

John: How did it go with that skank from the biker bar last night?

Jim: Awesome! I pulled the old Salty Felix on that pig. After I covered her with about a quart of jizz, I picked up her cat, wiped my hog off with it, and got the hell out of there!

John: Epic! It doesn't get much better than that on a Tuesday night!

by dingo3 October 22, 2010

Double FedEx

A game, usually played my middle-schoolers. When you see a truck pulling two FedEx Cargo Crates, you punch the nearest person to you and say, "Double FedEx"

Joey: "Double FedEx"

*punches Mike*
Mike: "Dude! Wtf!"

by XxReaper454xX January 21, 2011

Lee Felixification

the process in which something becomes Lee Felix

The Lee Felixification of the world

by KFC worker no.2 January 31, 2022

felix

a person who has a cool name.

a douche who breaks hearts and lies a lot.

WOW felix, suck my invisible balls

by yeliab April 2, 2009

Dirty Felix

A man and a woman are in the doggy style position, and another girl is then behind the man and figering his ass. While this is going on, they all simotaniously start peeing and pooing to the mark of a previously agreed apown word, which someone says. usually the word is 'Felix,' but it can be anything really. Also, usually the person who is picked to say the word to commence the pooing and peeing, they usually say it at a comprimising time, when at least one person will be pooed on or peed on. After the shitting, they continue on have sex.

"i head a dirty felix last night with these two chicks, but boy did i get it in the face!"

by Yalts March 30, 2008