Feces Faucet

Another name for a woman's ass / sphincter depending on the reference. A faucet is a regulator for controlling the flow of liquid from a reservoir, in this case the reservoir which is holding the feces (aka poop) is the woman's anus and the sphincter is the faucet ergo feces faucet.

Example 1
Man 1: dude, that broads feces faucet was so tight last night when i plowed her doggy style.

Man 2: nice bro

Example 2
Man 1: check out the feces faucet on that broad, id love to tap that

Man 2: man i know, that is one nice booty. one of the nicest i have ever seen.

by the.feces.machine March 22, 2010

feels soft

this very interesting phrase means that a person might feel a connection when with someone, but in reality just friendzoned them

oh shit that girl just said she feels soft when shes with me
nahhh dude she just friendzoned you so hard

by wata admirer December 4, 2018

fatigued feces

bicolored turd that resembles the color of amy fatigues.

after a night of drinking and eating mexican food, i woke up to a bad case of fatigued feces.

by cut throat committee January 8, 2007

piggyback fees

when purchasing a ticket for just about anything, one can NEVER pay a 'flat', all 'inclusive fee'...!!

-there always are "handling" charges, 'special' charges, table reservation charges, air-usage charges, parking charges, etc!! (-you get it!) pumping up the initial charge, so one has to 'choke-up' more money -ie:getting "nickled and dimed" to death! (the american way!!)

this is a form of 'bait and switch' as one thinks they're going to 'get sex' for a certain price, but the price just keeps rising!!

-why not just pump another twenty dollars on the ticket price to begin with?? -i guess a 'flat' charge is just too frightening here in america!, where everything MUST exist under a cloud of bullshit!!

did you get mike foolsley tickets? -yeah the price is reasonable, but the piggyback fees will eat your ass up!!
just me and the piggyback fees in a dark alley, me with a shotgun!

by michael foolsley February 15, 2010

Feesh

Australian Pronounciation of Fish

wheres the nearest Feesh and Cheep Shop????

by Brother_Number_One August 22, 2003

Feels Good!

The feeling you get when you drop/knock out someone who is compleatly helpless to your awsomeness and prowless in hunting down your opponent like the tiger stalks a gazelle. Refer to God's Work.

Feels good! to drop somebody!!!

by Secret mission man October 18, 2009

The Feels

Slang for sociopaths and psychopaths when they talk about feelings. When an individual has departed so far from what it means to be human and feel emotion, they lump it up into one word in order to simply the broad range of emotions, which in turn makes it easier for these individuals to detach themselves from them. This makes it easier for these type of people to dismiss their own accountability when they have emotional reactions, which usually involve harming others. It's likely these individuals also use drugs and alcohol to numb these feelings and to forget their actions, because of not dealing with their emotions in a safe and appropriate manner. If you know someone who uses the term "the feels" a lot, you need to recommend that they need to seek a psychiatrist. You may end up saving many lives by doing so.

John had a case of the feels coming on, and instead of facing it, he decided to go on a binge of alcohol and drugs. He continued this behavior anytime the feels showed up for a long time. Years later, the feels caught up with him and he went on a killing spree because the pent up emotional energy could no longer be subdued. Now he's in prison for life, working with therapists to help him finally deal with the feels.

by criticallyThunk October 6, 2015