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Fatty D

A fat motherfucker who demolishes crates of cookies in one second. While doing so he will also tell you about his day at work and how his dad died. He doesn't know how to drive because anyone else that can drive simply does it better than him. He frequently has to brb because he can't let his brother see him cry. He's also sorry for being selfish, he just found out what love feels like. He has a reindeer ass-licking fetish. He is a fat black and white horse on the second life. His nickname is Marky, be sure to address him as that.
Fatty D(Marky):*whilst eating a crate of cookies* So anyways today at work, my boss called me fat and my dad is dead.
Person who could give a shit less: Shut up you fat fuck, give me a ride home. Oh wait you can't drive because everybody does it better than you.
Fatty D(Marky): Brb can't let my brother see me cry. :(
by Lolwutter May 2, 2011
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flatty

This refers to a woman's butt that is EXTREMLY FLAT. Its the opposite of a fatty and rytmes with it making the term easy to remeber
Did you see the Miss Universe contest? I can't believe miss Japan made it to the semi's with the "flatty girl" she had
by DMH79 May 8, 2005
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Fatty Dipping

As opposed to Skinny Dipping, which is often reknowned for being quite visually pleasing to onlookers, Fatty Dipping is the act of one or more overweight individuals creating a public eyesore by bathing nude outdoors in a (very) large body of water.
Think Free Willy and Friends.
Othon : "Oh my fucking god, lets get the hell out of here"
Liz : "Why?"
Othon : (points to a congregation of naked fat people frolicking about under a waterfall)
Liz : " Holy shit! How the hell did I not see THAT? Fatty Dipping ought to be made illegal!"
Othon : "I know right. My eyes bleed profusely. Somebody call Green Peace and have them dragged back out into the ocean".
by Macbeth the Wonderslave December 2, 2009
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Fatty

Someone who is fat and is referred to as "fatty"
Or a nicely packed joint
Hey fatty, get your fat ass over here!
Or
Yo homie, you rolled a fatty.
by Korea February 16, 2005
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fritty

To be extremely messed up on benadryl after taking 10-30 pills, creating an uncomfortable, cheap high.

Similiar terms: high, stoned, etc.
Dustin: Dude, I feel so fritty.
James: You mean fruity?
Dustin: Isn't that what I said?
James: No, you said fritty.
Dustin: Whatever man, I'm fucked up.

Hey, let's get fritty before school.
by JSobe February 27, 2009
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fatty fatty no friends

An awkward obese adolescent.They are quiet,smelly,weird,and have no friends(other than their mom).When they go swimming,they wear an oversized t-shirt,rather than taking their shirts(moo moos) off.Are often found near/inside of food machines,refrigerators,or fast-food joints.Interests often include:

-food
-specially made pants
-television
-bad fashion
-vampires
-power rangers or pokêmon
*taunting*....fatty fatty no friends! fatty fatty no friends!

Hey,you fatty fatty no friends! Get outta here! Go cry yourself to sleep inside of your refrigerator.
by Michael Nguyen July 18, 2006
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Fatty

1. A short and wide Joint.
2. Insult towards an obese person.
1. Yo lets go roll a fatty!
2. Here fatty, come get your brownies!
by GangstaBoi April 10, 2006
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