England

Amazing place that the british non-english people hate for no other reason but holding a grudge about something that no-one alive can even remember. Oh and they're jealous because we are bigger/ more powerful than them and when people say 'british' they really mean 'english'.
The non-english british also like to complain about how they are discriminated against by the english when really the english don't even think about them and the only thing that'd come in to their mind if you spoke to them was 'cool accent'.

I love you all really but LET IT GO! I haven't done anything to you! Sorry I was born in England!

Oh I'm excluding the Welsh btw, I'n not even sure they speak.

English doctor/ nice guy: Hey you have such a cool accent, maybe I can buy you a drink and show you around after I finish saving peoples lives at the hospital. OH I can't actually, I'm looking after my children so my wife can have some much deserved fun :)

Scottish/Irishman: Yeah that sounds great you sound like a- Hold on??? Was tha a english accent I hear?!?! I don' associate wit bastards frum England!!! Now take yer English bastard self away frum meh!! Meh anscetor's wrath is comin' to yeh, yeh cunt, one day we'll conquer yeh and I'll laugh in yer fuckin pansy english face!

Englishman: I'll take that as a no then?

by omnibenevolent January 19, 2011

England

Clearly the majority of these people haven't been to England! For a start it's a country where the major majority of the population don't have bad teeth...you're talking about a country where most of the dentistry is FREE! Idiots. English people don't sit around drinking tea or talking like an imbecile "Golly gosh that was truly spiffing!" I think not. There isn't loads of chavs that spit and swear in fact there's more emo's and scene kids. We don't fuck sheep...much ;P and unlike america we're not a counrty full of pussies! American football is like rugby with padding. Grow some balls! We also have better fashion sense than americans and don't act like five year olds on crack. I don't know how any person who is american can call our accents at least we don't act like we're buzzing off life all the damn time! And we don't have a president called Bush...eyes out for you! I don't actually have anything against americans but this pissed me off!

Random american: Dude, like oh my God that was like totally awesome!!!!!
Random england person: I'm buzzing for you.

by Borris the buttfucking britain September 8, 2008

red england

When a guy fucks a girl on her period, takes his bloody cock out, and then teabags her.

Ralph fucked me with a bloody cock and gave me a red england.

by Mike March 12, 2005

Englewood, FL

Englewood is a shit hole of a small drug infested town located in South West Florida. Meth heads are the most common people you will run into. Than there are the pill junkies, mostly found in Old Englewood. The population also consists of elderly people from the Northern parts of the U.S. They drive 10 mph slower then the posted speed limits, and have no clue what a blinker is. Also known as Ewood.

Englewood, FL a dope hole

by SoloMilitia January 14, 2020

unofficially engaged

When you've make plans to get Married, and have a date, but you have not officially been asked.

"I want to spend the rest of my life with you, And I'm going to ask you to be My Wife, But I'm Thousands of Miles away right now, So we can be Unofficially Engaged."

by Kayleigh&Mason May 18, 2008

New England Patriots

1. NFL Sports Franchise in existance since 1960. Plays their home games at Gillete Stadium in Foxboro Stadium. Owened by Robert Kraft and his family.
2. The First Dynasty of the 21st Century in any sport because of there 3 Superbowl Victories in 4 years.

Goddamn! The New England Patriots have won another Superbowl, they are the dynasty bitches! Suck on it McNabb you piece of shit! Blow it out your ass Roethlisburger! Burn in Hell Gayton Manning! You Blow, Patriots Rule! Suck it!

by Slicky Tricky Damon February 25, 2005

england

a bunch of fools that cant even qualify for the euro 2008

nelson - hows england doing in the euro 2008? timmy - whos england?

by Nelson10 July 3, 2008