Elephant Bird

The largest bird in the world. Atleast, it was. It's extinct. Said bird lived in Madagascar, making it's wildlife even more interesting. It was related to ostriches.

"Elephant birds don't even look like elephants at all, what a rip-off!"

by Harpagornis Moorei October 27, 2020

Elephant toothpaste

Is my name.

My name is Elephant toothpaste
Cool?
Good.

by Elephant toothpaste October 16, 2021

Elephant

A giant grey mammal, weighing about 2 tons.

A kid and his dad walk into a zoo. “Look daddy an elephant!” Timmy said, “Do you think I’m blind?,Of course I forget see your mother!”, Father replied.

by stonebullets February 4, 2022

Pygme Elephant

a fucking small elephant.

Person A: Did you see that midget elephant at the zoo?
Person B: That's a pygme elephant, dumbass.

by dontcha? December 20, 2008

Rave Elephant

A person who overdresses before going to a rave, bar or concert.

That Rave Elephant over there is disgusting.

by ms.wronggeneration October 2, 2010

Competetive Elephant Ejaculation

A pastime who's only definition is that it is still better than NASCAR

Billy: "You want to watch NASCAR?"
Terrence: "I would rather watch competetive elephant ejaculation."

by The Great Articulator June 15, 2016

Wyoming Elephant Foot

Whilst sitting on a flat surface, you suddenly shit your trousers, leaving a smooshed round shit-pattie that resembles an elephant footprint.

I was driving home last night and this deer ran out in front of me. I was so scared I gave myself a Wyoming Elephant Foot

by ChayneRex August 18, 2018