Ego Nepotism

Individuals who favor and position their ego to solely benefit their selves at the detriment of another, whether politically, in business, with personal relationships, etc. Opposed to narcissism that seeks gratification from vanity or egotistic admiration of one's idealized self image and attributes.

This relationship was a terrible one sided deal that left me hurt, which displays their ego nepotism.

by MrSilver December 4, 2020

lego my ego

To pour hot lego plastic/wax down the urethra. Normally used in BDSM practices.

"You wanna do some lego my ego later, my nephew just got a set and has some extras!"

by YourFavoriteSock! January 3, 2020

Ego

Are you self-aware? How self aware are you? Is your self-awareness aware that it’s self-aware?

Never born never died.

I just let go of my ego.

by EgoGuru October 14, 2021

ego impaired

When a person makes an obviously selfish decision, or when a person lets their ego get in the way of doing the right thing.

That's so ego impaired when coach moved practice to 6am because he wants to go out for breakfast.

by Gillybean February 22, 2015

ego-seismic

The theory that earthquakes follow you, wherever you live.

Steve: "We never get earthquakes here!"
Paul: "We will now, I just moved here."
Steve: "You are so ego-seismic."

by Mariah444 June 12, 2012

ego ridens

A professional equivalent to Lol. It is Latin for “I am laughing.” You can’t type Lol in a work email but you can say Ego ridens.

Did the buyer really offer to pay above asking price? Ego ridens.

by Linev December 17, 2020

Ego Lifter

A person that lifts heavy weights with the only intention of impressing other people.

Person 1: Look at Derek, he is in the gym all the time
Person 2: Yeah, he is such an Ego Lifter

by Person1244534 February 7, 2022