Dirty dairy cow

When a male is on there hands and knees and a occupant is milking his penis while finger his asshole

I got milked so good like a dirty dairy cow

by Defineray February 27, 2024

Dirty dairy cow

When a male is on his hands and knees and an occupant grab his penis and starts milking it like an udder while fingering his rectum

I got milk so good like a dirty dairy cow

by Defineray February 27, 2024

The Dairy Maid

When you're stroking a person's dick (they're on all fours), and right as they're about to cum, you yank on their balls like you'd yank on a cow's teat, and they "mooo!" in pain.

I gave a guy the funniest blue balls the other night, both figuratively and literaly; hit 'im with the dairy maid.
The amount of therapy he'll need after that night is gonna be expensive, but his reaction was priceless!

by Da Vincheesy August 6, 2024

Donaghadee dairylee dunker

When two gay ulster protestants decide to engage in coitus. The act is preformed when one participant lathers their genitals in soft cheese i.e dairylee or philadelphia and proceeds to dip their hard fallace into the often dry mouth or indeed the anal cavity of the unsuspecting ulsterman.

Trevor i hope you enjoy my donaghadee dairylee dunker.
Wow, trevor! I haven't seen that much dairylee on a dunker since sir jefferry decided to diddle me with his dunker.

by Marty countdown March 3, 2026

The Dairy Farm

When 3 or more people with penises organise themself into a circle face to back assuming a squatting/seated position, usually in an outdoor area. The people then grab the penis of the person in front and provide pleasure to them until completion.

Would you like to come join us at The Dairy Farm after work.

by Sparks&Sprockets July 15, 2025

Glezman Dairy

The dairy where the wife reaps the benefits of it. The cream that is extracted by zeb(head milker) goes straight to the milk maiden. It gets crazy n creamy over there at the glezman dairy

Glezman Dairy produces the biggest loads of milk.

by George Floyd and E Chode December 30, 2025

Wisconsin Dairy Farm

A man gets on all fours with a bucket underneath his dick and a woman milks his penis until he cums in the bucket and then she drinks it

My girlfriend gave me a Wisconsin Dairy Farm last night; it was so nice!

by shani indians January 24, 2026