doobner

1. noun : a person, who usually is a tourist, who absolutely cannot drive a boat or water craft.

2. Another word for the term "nerd" or "geek" or any kind of socially awkward person.

3. a tourist

4. adj. dooby

**Can be abrevated by the term: Doob

1. "did you see that doobner on the jetski?"

"yeah, he was coming straight at us, i though we'd get hit."

2. "Oh wow. get a load of that doob! He even has hero scape action figures!"

3. "this town is so packed with doobners, there is no parking! I mean just look at these idiots... where the hell did they learn to drive!?"

4. "what do you think of that guy?"

"he seems pretty dooby."

by TheHavenRaven September 11, 2009

doobie

a cylinder shaped pillow, that has no other use other then to just sit there and annoy people. Can be lime green in color. Has been known to shed.

Ohhh I have doobie hairs in my bed!

by Janna Manley December 9, 2008

doxbin

sexy

that girl is so doxbin

by doxbin.com September 3, 2022

doobie

a dirty mistress of the mind.

kid 1:hello lover.do you wanna engage in meaningful "mind sex"?
kid 2:nope.
kid 1:wtf?!
kid 2:you are not my lover anymore.
kid 1:well then who is???? you fucking cunt!
kid 2:my doobie.
kid 1:WTF?!
kid 2:yes. it pleasures my mind in more ways than you can possibly fathom.

by megan[KYR//FTP] July 10, 2007

doobie

very small dick,doob,little swonse

"dam chris put your doob away your scaring the neighbors""u got a small doobie kidd!

by jackmehoff September 25, 2004

doobie

a dirty joint aka a joint laced with something typically cocaine

guy 1: you got the coke?
guy 2: you got the weed?
guy 1: yeah, i got it.
guy 2: well then, let's roll a doobie.

by alice k. August 30, 2005

doobie

do me a doobie, dont be a dont-be

Im going to go home, sit on my couch and smoke a big, fat doobie.

by nuclearpenguin June 4, 2003