sphinctoral dilator

A medicinal/mechanical item used to reduce/eliminate embarrassing noisy farts in public. Just like a bronchial dilator, it serves to further widen/open a bodily "pipe", but just at (ahem!) the "other end of the equation". Having this artificially-unrestricted "exit" permits any produced methane to be immediately vented in a continuous and "silent" outflow, rather than the gas's being internally bottled up in an increasingly-pressurized "pocket", eventually to come blasting out in a horrid raspy spluttering explosive expulsion that either greatly offends or uproariously amuses everyone within earshot, and causes acute humiliation to the unfortunate farter, especially if his whizzpoppers are especially odiferous and/or frequent.

Baked-beans-and-stewed-cabbage-loving dude: Wearing my specially-designed sphinctoral dilator (a three-inch-long thick-walled aluminum tube with smoothly-rounded screw-threads for easier insertion) isn't exactly the most comfy experience, but it sure beats the offended glares and/or derisive snickers from others that I used to get whenever I'd venture out in public after a big meal.

by QuacksO July 3, 2018

torpidus Dilatory Syndrome (TDS)

A disease causing one to be late or tardy

Bobs family told him the wedding started at 4 pm when it actually started at 5 , because they knew Bob suffered from Torpidus Dilatory Syndrome (TDS)

by Trevor Smafs December 31, 2022

Kek dila

Used as an alternative to lol. Best when target audience is russian

Guy 1> Guys I love chicken
Guy 2> Kek dila homie!
Guy 3 and Guy1 ? haha

by Lorgul October 10, 2023

News Dilation

refers to the phenomenon where information spreads slowly, unevenly, or fails to reach certain individuals or groups in a timely manner. It highlights the delay or gap in the flow of information, often leading to situations where some people are "out of the loop."

"The news about the earthquake took days to reach us—classic news dilation."
"Don’t blame me for not knowing about the party; I got news dilated again."

by Someguyinthealleyway March 21, 2025

Dirty Dilan

The act of ball torture and ass eating at the same time

He’s a total wildcard. I heard he was getting a dirty Dilan from Tori

by Yaboydiggy August 3, 2025

The Dilara Effect

a pretty turkish girl who has big aura and men wrapped around her fingers periodt

u been affected from the dilara effect fr

by thebiggez November 22, 2025

Da ba Duba Dilla

This term is related to someone who is middle eastern, or someone who can pull off a very middle eastern sort of thang.
It is also a verb for someone who is in the act of "Da b Duba Dillaing

Day nayber sure can "da ba duba dilla"
Those "Da ba Duba Dilla" guys better watch out, drones might find em.

by poppaguzzler November 21, 2017